Mr. Bandwidth

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Mr. Bandwidth
Mr. Bandwidth as seen in The Internet & You
Aliases	Poindexter
Status
Status	Deceased
Affiliation(s)	Barack (crony) Ronaldo (crony)
Occupation	Doing illegal things on the Deep Web
Appearances
First appearance	The Internet and You
Latest appearance	The Internet and You

"Hah! A bunch of surface web folk trying to make it big on my turf. Do you realize my turf spans over 7,500 terabytes? It's physically improbable for you surface web cyberpunks to try and corrupt my land. Only I'm powerful enough to do that. I run this popsicle stand."

―Mr. Bandwidth^[src]

Mr. Bandwidth is the main antagonist of The Internet and You. He is a high authority figure in the deep web, having access to extemely illegal things. Only his silhouette is seen, which is played by Scott Wozniak, but he was originally going to be played by Gavin.

In The Internet and You

When Abraham Ethernet kicks eGrope all the way into space, he starts to float from the Surface Web all the way to the Deep Web. Mr. Bandwidth finds eGrope in the Deep Web and notices the amount of energy it has. Mr. Bandwidth then decides to use it to expand his Deep Web empire and market as a punishment to the Surface Web for messing with his turf.

After the sudden explosion, the gang finds out that Deep Web materials are leaking into the Surface Web. They then decide to travel into the Deep Web in order to find out why.

Suddenly, the gang is teleported into Mr. Bandwidth's lair. He explains how he found eGrope and how he plans to take over the Internet with his Deep Web empire. Net-Meister 4089 tries to convince him otherwise, but fails.

Out of nowhere, Dr. USB asks if he can join Mr. Bandwidth's cause for no good reason. Everyone is upset with this. Captain Dial-up then finds out he's using dial-up and calls a phone to waste his data. Upset by this, Mr. Bandwidth uses the Wayback Machine to send the group back in time where Abraham kicked eGrope. He then gets Dr. USB to start shooting them, which gets Captain Dial-up killed.

When Abraham and Net-Meister get teleported back, Abraham asks him who he his. Mr. Bandwidth, forgetting about the dangers of saying his name, introduces himself, and the police start arriving to his location. Enraged by this, Mr. Bandwidth reveals that eGrope has a self-destruct function, and uses it to kill everyone on the Internet, including himself.

Deaths related to Mr. Bandwidth

Final

Deaths caused by Mr. Bandwidth

• Several residents of the both the Deep and Surface Web: Blown up by activating eGrope's emotional self-destruct button. Deaths included:
  • eGrope
  • Himself
  • Dr. USB
  • Copy Paste Repeat
  • Abraham Ethernet
  • Net-Meister 4089
  • Fire Wire Yom Kippur
  • Several other residents of the both the Deep and Surface Web

Deaths connected to Mr. Bandwidth

• Captain Dial Up: Shot by Dr. USB on Mr. Bandwidth's orders.

Original

Deaths caused by Mr. Bandwidth

• Captain Dial Up: Killed after Dial Up stalled the internet, slowing down Bandwidth's Deep Web expansion.
• eGrope: Blew up after Bandwidth activated eGrope's emotional self-destruct button.
• Copy Paste Repeat: Presumably blew up in the explosion activated by Mr. Bandwidth using eGrope's self-destruct button.
• Ulysses S. Adobe Flash: After killing Bandwidth, committed suicide by riding into the explosion Bandwidth had caused.
• Steed: After killing Bandwidth, committed suicide by riding into the explosion Bandwidth had caused.

Trivia

• Mr. Bandwidth's silhouette heavily resembles the default Facebook icon.
• After Abraham Ethernet acknowledges that he and the rest of the main cast frequently switch clothing, Scott Wozniak, portraying Bandwidth, starts to wear Ethernet's hat, only backwards.
• Mr. Bandwidth's line "You[']re ignorant stupid pessimistic naïve evil and dumb" would eventually be used by Dr. USB, albeit slightly changed.