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- "Giving up your desk to fund an event for those in need and having it go to someone who will love it just as much as you did? You should be proud of that."
- ―The Ghost of Christmas Shaft[src]
Scott Wozniak's desk is a desk located in New Locationer McGee (formerly New Location McGee and before that was Old Location McGee) that appears in the background of almost all episodes of Scott The Woz. Throughout episodes, many different objects have been introduced onto the desk. The original desk was dropped off at the Cash for Desks Drop off Area and has been replaced by an identical one, although the new one is missing a leg so a new leg had to be taped on. There have also been a few times where Scott would temporarily bring his desk (or at least the objects from his desks) to different locations.
Current Objects[]
Current Object and Desk Uses[]
In Physical vs. Digital Games[]
After complaining about clutter and concrete matter, Scott Wozniak takes all of his items sitting on his desk and throws them on the floor.
In Lost in Localization[]
When Scott asks for a definition, a dictionary is thrown at the objects on Scott's desk.
In It's Awesome Baby![]
The cartridge of Dick Vitale's "Awesome Baby" College Hoops was taken out of the Sega Genesis and played for the duration of the episode.
In The Game Room[]
After talking about his game room, Scott feels mostly content about it, saying that he wouldn't change much about it. The desk behind him immediately falls over, causing him to rethink his previous statement.
In Mario Kart 8 - Newton's Worst Nightmare[]
In the opening scene of the episode, Scott can be seen using his desk as a bar, with alcoholic beverages sitting on top of his desk replacing his usual setup. This same scene was reused for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - Newton's Worst Nightmare Again.
At the end of the episode, while complaining about the battle mode in Mario Kart 8, Scott becomes more and more angry, eventually leading him to break the shelf on his desk with a hammer.
In Chibi-Robo! Zip Lash - The Darkest Age of Nintendo[]
After Scott kept throwing copies of Chibi-Robo! Zip Lash into a toilet, Jerry Attricks presses the Emergency Therapy button inside New Location McGee. Attricks then carries Wozniak over to his desk, causing him to knock off all of the objects on it.
In Memory Cards[]
After ranting about Terry Lesler's displease towards destroying the pumpkin that possessed the memory cards, Scott angrily went to sleep on top of his desk.
In E3 2021[]
After seeing a trailer for a vampire game called Redfall, Scott opens a drawer in his desk and finds a piece of paper he wrote on when he was 6. The paper says "When I GRow Up I WANT REDFALL By ARkANE - Scott Age 6".
Desk Location Swaps[]
In Mario Kart 64 - The Original King of Kart[]
When deciding if Mario Kart 64 has good drifting controls for the racing, his desk moves locations to a courtroom.
In Homecoming[]
Wozniak wants to create his own Homecoming dance, and moves the items on his desk to the inside of the building where the dance is hosted.
In Console Gaming on the Go[]
After wondering why he lives in New Location McGee for his hatred of walls, Wozniak understands that console games were meant to be played indoors. He then moves his desk outside and plays console games outdoors. Unfortunately, he moves back into his apartment because it starts raining.
Former/Temporary Objects[]
These are objects that would sit on Scott's desk, but only appear in a specific episode, or would be a reoccurring object until eventually being omitted.
Trivia[]
- The Pepto Bismol on the desk has been replaced once due to Scott Wozniak using it.
- During the Scott The Woz Merchandise for Charity Bonanza 2019 event, t-shirts and hoodies were sold with artwork of Scott Wozniak's desk on them.
- Scott Wozniak had owned the original desk since at least 2012.[1]
- It's unknown how the original desk survived the fire of Old Location McGee.
- There are some items that could be considered reoccurring desk items but they were dropped for whatever reason, in Why the Wii U Failed there’s a image printed out of Dick Vitale next to the Pepto Bismol from the last episode History of Smash Bros. Rumors and Leaks, in the next episode it seems to be missing. Another item that was present on the desk was a microphone, but this was to record audio, presumably removed for immersion.
- At some point during the series, Scott's copy of Madden 08 for the PSP on the desk had to be replaced because it no longer shut properly.[2]
- Currently, the Xbox branded shampoo from Game Baths is the newest item on the desk.
- In Nintendo Switch: Four Years In, there is a single shot where the Sega Genesis is mysteriously gone from the desk.
- In Memory Cards, Scott sleeps on the desk, despite having a bed.
- The desk was turned into a makeshift therapy office by Jerry Attricks in Chibi-Robo! Zip Lash - The Darkest Age of Nintendo.
- The camcorder was used by Jerry Attricks during a therapy delivery in Dual Releases.
- The shelf used to hold some items on the desk was destroyed in Mario Kart 8 - Newton's Worst Nightmare, and was presumably replaced or fixed.