Top 10 Commandments

Top 10 Commandments is the 5th episode of Originals, the video was uploaded on April 16, 2017, by Scott Wozniak on Scott The Woz.

Description
Which commandment reigns supreme? Join Will and Scott as they venture to Christianity and beyond to see which commandments are the best!

Characters

 * Scott Wozniak
 * Will
 * Joy (mentioned)
 * Praise (mentioned)
 * Unnamed unchristian

Credits

 * Scott Wozniak as Scott Wozniak and Unchristian
 * Will Kanwischer as Will

Plot
WIP

The video begins with distortion static which quickly cuts to Scott Wozniak and Will on an island. They introduce themselves and the topic of their list before going to the 10th spot.

Music

 * Beach Party - Kevin MacLeod
 * I'm Blue (Instrumental) - Eiffel 65

Cards
N/A

Transcript
Scott Wozniak:''There's so many commandments out there. Which one to choose?''

Will:''You know, I've been there before. But never again. I'm Will, the lovable atheist.''

Scott Wozniak:''Wow Will! I didn't know you have abortions and belief in Thrasher Magazine!''

Will:Well, it comes with the title.

Scott Wozniak:I'm Scott, Christianity's poster child, and this is our list for the top 10 commandments.

Will:Coming in at number 10...

Scott Wozniak:Oh boy, I'm sinning just thinking about it!

Will:This one's a classic commandment: thou shalt not steal.

Scott Wozniak:Huh, this one's for all of our kleptomaniacs out there!

Scott Wozniak:Hey Will.

Will:What's poppin'?

Scott Wozniak:You know what I like about my father and mother?

Will:Their unconditional love?

Scott Wozniak: No I actually don't like them at all, but I have to so I can fall in number nine of our list, honor thy father and mother.

Will:Wow, that's one of my favorite of the ten condiments.

Will:Our number eight spot is brought to you by Colts Firearms.

Scott Wozniak:Mmm, I can't get enough of those Colts Firearms!

Will: Thou shalt not kill.

Scott Wozniak:''And now cannot kill without the use of Colts Firearms. Colts done it again!''

Scott Wozniak: Hey Will, what's your favorite plague?

Will: You know, I'd have to go with the plague of fiery hail, which was actually the seventh plague of the plagues of Egypt, so you know we might as well talk about the seventh spot in our list...

Scott Wozniak: I'm more of a bubonic guy.

Will: ...'Honor the Sabbath'.

Scott Wozniak: Shi...

Will: Hey, uh, you need some help young Christian?

Unchristian: Yeah, I'm not from around here and I need directions, how do I get to hell?

Will: Well, uh, one easy way is to break number six on our list, thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain.

Unchristian: God-damn, it's really that easy?

Will: And even easier is the fifth spot on our list, which is probably the easiest commandment to break: thou shalt not commit adultery.

Unchristian: Oh.

Will: I think number four on our list is really gonna get all the commandment fanboys after us.

Scott Wozniak: All of you commandment fanboys, settle down, because the commandments aren't for everybody.

Will: Thou shalt not covet.

Scott Wozniak: Boy, I can sure covet a chili dog right about now.

Scott Wozniak: Hey Will, I watched the 2006 movie "Aragon" last night.

Will: And?

Scott Wozniak: I fear hell twice as hard now, which is why I'm totally gonna follow number three on our list: No soldier shall, in time of peace, be quartered in any house without the consent of the owner.

Will: ''Agh, I was on such a good streak until last night. That commandment is so hard to follow.''

Scott Wozniak: ''Oh, get out... Wait a second, Will, I can smell atheism from a mile away.''

Will: Ah, you know me so well Scott, you dopey .

Scott Wozniak: Go to hell, Will.

Will: I plan on it.

Will: Have you ever seen the 1956 classic, "The Ten Commandments?"

Scott Wozniak: ''I watched it last night. And two of the major things I took away from that blood clot of a movie was that there weren't enough commandments and leprosy is one of the most underrated fraternities in the whole nation.''

Will: I think you're watching "Ben Hur."

Scott Wozniak: I think number two on our list is gonna be thou shalt not bear false witness.

Will: You know, number two on our list is an interesting commandment, but it seems that God overlooked Hegel's critical distinction of sense certainty and his theory of knowledge being mediated by the "I," or "ich" in German, and the thing, or dingen.

Scott Wozniak: I smell atheism again!

Will: Ah, you know me too well.

Will: Coming in on our number one spot...

Scott Wozniak: You commandment heads have seen this from a mile away, the commandment you've all been waiting for.

Scott Wozniak and Will: I am the Lord thy God!!

Scott Wozniak: ''Woooo! Woo-hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo!''

Will: A-ha, yeah!

Scott Wozniak: Happy Easter, everybody!

Trivia

 * Bloopers from the episode were uploaded to Scott's Stash on September 24, 2020.
 * The commandment Thou Shalt Not Covet is actually combined from 2 existing commandments, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife and thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's goods.
 * No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, is actually the 3rd amendment of the United States' Bill of Rights.