FIRST TIME VAPE SHOP VISIT! - VLOG

'''FIRST TIME VAPE SHOP VISIT! - VLOG''' is the second episode of Originals. The video was uploaded on October 6, 2016, by Scott Wozniak on Scott The Woz.

Description
I visit a vape shop to push aside the crushing ramifications of my existential crisis. Hope you all enjoy and be sure to like, comment, favorite, share and subscribe!

Characters

 * Scott Wozniak
 * Joe Robertson
 * Dominic
 * Unnamed third cloud cousin

Credits

 * Scott Wozniak as Scott Wozniak
 * Joe Robertson as Joe Robertson
 * Dominic Mattero as Dominic
 * Sam Essig as unnamed third cloud cousin

Plot
The video starts with Scott Wozniak coming out of his closet doing his intro and tells everybody watching their going to go vape and that Wozniak wants the taste, Clean Linen and Hawaiian Breeze.

Wozniak later is seen dropping a Water Bottle outside and goes into his car (nicknamed Little Victory Garden) and tells the viewers it's a nice place.

The video then shows Wozniak picking up Joe Robertson at his home address, 8730 Waterville Swanton Road, Waterville, Ohio.

Wozniak then tells the viewers that one of their cloud cousins Dominic doesn't want to go vape, the camera then cuts to the car where Wozniak says that they've lied to Dominic saying they were going to a Bible Study.

Dominic then finds out that they are going vaping and as a result, gets kidnapped.

Wozniak then arrives at the Vape Shop and talks with the viewers a little bit, before going in the store, he then comes out and rates his time going vaping a 9/10.

Wozniak then coughs loudly, presumably from trying to vape.

Music

 * Payday - Jason Farnham

Cards

 * 0:01 - On Your Mark, Get Set...Munch!! - From Struggling to Bankruptcy
 * 0:31 - Nintendo World Championships
 * 1:01 - Most Wanted Smash Bros. Stages
 * 1:31 - The Internet and You
 * 2:01 - A Tour of My Frat House | Alpha Menorah JavaScript

Transcript
[ Scott Wozniak is seen leaving his closet]

Scott Wozniak: ''Hey all, Scott here! Today, I'm feeling a little racy, and what better way to satiate my descent to madness than to go to my very first vape shop! I've always admired the art from a mile away, and today, I'm bringing you all with me to my very first experience!''

Scott Wozniak: ''Hmmm, what flavors should I buy? Well, the flavors of Clean Linen, Lavender, and Hawaiian Breeze have always sounded especially buzz-worthy to me. However, if my first vape shop experience doesn't have that, then I'm gonna have to give it a big fat thumb-to-the-side because it's gonna be rather mediocre. Well, let's go to the car!''

[ Wozniak litters his water bottle to the floor and enters his car. The interior has stock pictures related to vaping, including pictures of a pregnant woman, a man with several cigarettes in his mouth, and a vape-related word cloud]

Scott Wozniak: ''Alright, here's my little victory garden. Pretty quaint, but it's a nice to come and relax, aspire... experiment...''

[ Wozniak is driving by his neighborhood in his car]

Scott Wozniak: Here, we're picking up my anonymous friend, Joe Robertson, who has opted to have his identity concealed in this blog, which I happily agreed to.

[ Wonziak arrives at the home of Joe Robertson, whose face is pixelated]

Scott Wozniak: Here, we've arrived at Joe Robertson's home address: 8730 Waterville Swanton Road, Waterville, Ohio.

[ Wozniak and Robertson are outside walking by a building and autumn trees]

Scott Wozniak: ''Um, we're gonna go pick up some other cloud cousins. Common misconception about vaping is that you have to wait half an hour after eating to vape...''

Joe Robertson: We're gonna put that to the test today.

Wozniak: Yeah.

[the video cuts to a close-up of Wozniak's face]

Scott Wozniak: ''Guys guys uhh... it turns out that one of our cloud cousins, Dominic, he refuses to vape on the principle that he just doesn't want skin cancer. Oh well!!''

[the video cuts back to Wozniak’s car. Wozniak is driving and Robertson, Dominic, and an unnamed third cloud cousin are all in passenger's seats]

Scott Wozniak: ''Jesus Christ! Looks like we have a conflict that could rise momentarily. We simply told him we were going to a bible study, thus little does Dominic know that we're going to a store that will aid me in my desire to smoke my brains out!''

[the video cuts to a CVS/pharmacy building, which Dominic is looking at it in arousal with colourful text saying "Quick Pit Stop at CVS!!!" in Comic Sans appearing and disappearing over it, before cutting back to inside the car]

Scott Wozniak: ''Alright, so CVS was a joke. They don't really have anything of my taste, you know my hobbies, so we're gonna end up going to an actual vape shop.''

Dominic: What?!

[the video cuts to the same place, however, with Dominic screaming with his mouth covered by duct tape]

Scott Wozniak: ''Alright, so let's go to Vape & Hobbies. Let's vape on!''

[ Wozniak and his "cloud cousins" arrive at Vape & Hobbie's.]

Scott Wozniak: ''Alright, so we're here: Vape & Hobbies Promotional Game Centre. Now the hobbies portion implies that they have much more than just the first half, but come on, let's be honest here, there's only one thing I really care about here. So, let's go.''

[ Wozniak and shows multiple shots of products in the store, before cutting back to him in his car with Wozniak holding a bottle of drip juice and a vape tank]

Scott Wozniak: ''Hey all, Scott here, so I finally got out. They were not very happy about me filming. They thought I was just loitering, when in reality, oh boy, were they wrong. I'd got some Oops Loops, which is basically the vape version of cereal, and I also got this nice little electric flute thing going on here, so I'm a happy camper right now. They didn't have the flavors I was looking for, specifically Clean Linen, Lavender, Hawaiian Breeze. Very disappointing, but overall I'd rate my experience...an 9 out of 10! I give it a 9 out of 10, everybody! Well, thanks for bringing me...tha...thanks for coming!''

[ Wozniak coughs loudly three times]

Trivia

 * There was another version of this video Titled "First Time Vape Shop Visit Vlog -Twitter Cut" uploaded on Scott Wozniak's second channel, Scott's Stash.
 * The Twitter Cut version has since been privated, however.
 * This is the first video to use the intro "Hey all, Scott here".
 * The video uses the most Info Cards on the Scott The Woz YouTube Channel (along with Episode 40: A Console's Last Game), with 5 of them.
 * This is one of the channel's most disliked videos, most likely having to do with vaping being a controversial subject.
 * Even though Scott does not mention he's a YouTuber or asking people to subscribe in his later videos, this is one of the videos (as mentioned in the description ["I visit a vape shop to push aside the crushing ramifications of my existential crisis. Hope you all enjoy and be sure to like, comment, favorite, share and subscribe!"]) where he does ask for a like and subscribe.
 * The address that Scott says in the video is for a Kroger in Ohio.