08 News? News.

'''08 News? News.''' is a news program hosted by Scott Wozniak. A report from the program appears in Console Launches.

In Console Launches
After introducing himself, Scott Wozniak reports on 08 News? News. that Sony and Microsoft are releasing new video game consoles. Wozniak then asks another Scott Wozniak to report on the status of the consoles' stocks. After talking about the launches, the other Wozniak says that multiple people have had issues with getting one of the consoles, as their out-of-stock in most stores, including a Walgreens, which Wozniak was outside of.

After the other Wozniak's report, the news program cuts back to the first Wozniak, who asks the other Wozniak if he bought any of the launched consoles. The other Wozniak answers with "no". The program then cuts back to the first Wozniak who says that there would be a tornado warning that night, and shortly after, he ends the program.

Trivia

 * The "08" in the program's name is presumably a reference to Madden NFL 08.