The Pause This Frame Times

The Pause This Frame Times is a newspaper company that has let virginity rain supreme and is shown at the beginning of The First E3.

Issues
The most shown off issue from The Pause This Frame Times is the one held by Scott Wozniak in Episode 19: The First E3. The front headline was "E3 2017 Looms" and was filled with gibberish with an image of the former E3 logo. On page 2 the articles "Ears: Optional?" and "Playground Monkey Bars: Korea's Secret Plan" can be read, on page 3 the article "Trees: Which One Fits You Best" can be read, on page 4 the articles "Redneck Realizes He Is Indeed Redneck Thanks to Friendly Neighborhood Jeff Foxworthy" and "Android vs. iOS: Why You’re WRONG" can be read, on page 5 the article "Hell: The QUICKEST Path" can be read, on page 7 the articles "Report: Babies = So Last Year" and "Rumor: Number 7 to be Removed?" can be read, on page 11 the article "Leprosy: Comeback of the Year?" can be read, on page 12 the article ""Stop" Says Grape Getting" can be read.

In Scott Wozniak's newspaper bag, another issue can be seen, not much is shown of this issue, however.

In The First E3
When the video starts Scott Wozniak is shown delivering newspaper from The Pause This Frame Times with the headline being E3 2017 Looms, Wozniak then makes a comment on how virginity reigned supreme as his virgin material managed to get into the front page of a newspaper article.