Different Races Are Cool

Different Races Are Cool is a song composed by Scott Wozniak, Hunter Theis, Jim Anderson, Adam Hupp, and Frank Nora for the music video Different Races Are Cool (2013) on Scott's Stash.

Lyrics
Black guys, white guys, Asians and you

All are different so don't hate on the Jews

We all being different so don't separate 'em

Put 'em all together so they can get some loving done

Woz is whiter than my big white van

And Macklesnore was born in Iran

Playing UNO with all white guys is really lame

Playing UNO inter-racially is a pretty dang good game

So anyway yo don't hate on other races

Because you'd be so lame you couldn't tie your own shoe laces

Races are cool, and so are you

So sing a long kids as we bust rhymes out the whazoo

Different races are cool

If you're racist youz a fool

Maybe you should go back to school

Let's have an inter-racial party in the pool

I'd date any race

As long as they have a smoking hot face

Hold on MSnore, that shouldn't matter I bet

Personality is key, and at this point I'll take what I can get

Let's go through the things that make you racist, start with the ding

Ding, if you're only nice to white guys

Ding, if you're only nice to black guys

Ding, that's it, that's the whole list

Now sit back, listen, and drink Sierra Mist

Different races are cool

When I sleep I drool

Two guys fighting is a duel

Let's get some races and play pool

Hi man, look over there

It's Slim Jin eating a Slim Jim

Slim Jim is here and I'm here to stay

Racism is whack, mm'kay?

Don't go up to Native Americans and go O'O'O'O'O

And African Americans don't speak jive everyday

African Americans are cool as ice

Chinese people eat more than just rice

North Koreans aren't all like Kim Jong

But us fat Americans are singing this song

Different races are cool ('Aye man, don't be racist)

I've got a box full of tools (You should see his wrench dawg)

My favorite food ends with ash starts with tool (Goulash is TIGHT)

I accidentally peed in the pool