The Waste Chasers



The Waste Chasers is a scamming company owned by Dex Mohs.

Employees

 * Rex Mohs
 * Jeb Jab
 * unnamed phone answering person

In Toys to Life
Rex Mohs and Jeb Jab appear in a commercial for the company showing the audience how to be wasteful of products. The Waste Chasers then show up to New Locationer McGee to teach Scott Wozniak how to be wasteful by playing Toys to Life games. It was stated by Jeb Jab that their whole organization was built off of Skylanders, because Dex believed that the nation wasn't wasting enough time, potential, money, or air. Later, the company is revealed to be a scam ran by Rex Mohs' 6 year old cousin, Dex Mohs. Wozniak and Jab later realize that Mohs is just trying to get rid of his junk for free, which leads Jab to start Jab Farms with the 30 acres of farmland that he bought.

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Rex Mohs: I was once a chaperone for school dances, but then I realized I was contributing to society.

[ Jeb Jab walks into frame]

Jeb Jab: Hi, my name is Jeb Jab, and this right here is a piece of sh*t.

Rex Mohs: ''Don't you want to be like me? Doing absolutely nothing in life so there's more less pressure to perform?''

Jeb Jab: Rex Mohs here and I do, we're the Waste Chasers-

[The Waste Chasers logo appears on screen]

Jeb Jab: ''-you're helping us by helping you be more wasteful. From this job I bought 30 acres of farmland.''

[Holds up a piece of paper saying "Deed"]

Rex Mohs: What are you going to do with it?

[Cuts back to Jeb Jab and Rex Mohs smiling at the camera]

Rex Mohs: ''We'll waste anything. Your time, energy, people... but according to our lawyers we can't advertise murder on TV, so I'm obligated to say that we're kidding.''

[Rex Mohs winks at the camera]

Jeb Jab: ''Call us now to schedule your appointment! Confirm it by wasting money.''