Episode 50: A Very Madden 08 Christmas

A Very Madden 08 Christmas is the 50th episode of Scott The Woz (also the Season One finale). The video was uploaded by on December 17, 2017, by Scott Wozniak on Scott The Woz.

Description
Scott's love for Madden 08 can be lethal, especially during the holidays. Thank you all for an amazing 2017!

Characters

 * Scott Wozniak
 * Mute Vegan
 * Terry Lesler
 * Jeb Jab
 * Boomer
 * Wendy's Employee
 * Jerry Attricks
 * Officerery Smith
 * Cop #2
 * Steel Wool
 * Luis Castillo

Credits

 * Scott Wozniak as Scott Wozniak, Luis Castillo
 * Jason Kidd as Mute Vegan
 * Joe Robertson as Terry Lesler
 * Sam Essig as Jeb Jab
 * Jacob Rahe as Boomer, Officerery Smith
 * Dominic Mattero as Wendy's Employee
 * Justin Womble as Anchorman
 * Brendon Donahue as Cop #2
 * Jarred Wise as Officer Steel Wool
 * Terrance Nicholson as Madden 08
 * Original music by Mike Stoney, Alen Riddick, shamyer, Conner Owen
 * Directed by Scott Wozniak
 * Produced by Scott Wozniak
 * Written by Scott Wozniak
 * Edited by Scott Wozniak
 * Animation by Ruth Barrett
 * Storyboards by Scott Wozniak

Special Thanks

 * RelaxAlax
 * Source Gaming
 * ConnorEatsPants
 * Tipster Gaming
 * cjszero01

For Watching Since the Early Days

 * Kevin Thompson
 * Gaming Gerbils
 * Smallfry
 * Alexander Greensmith
 * Reboot Productions

Plot
WIP

Music
WIP


 * Scott The Woz - A Very Madden 08 Christmas Intro - Alen Riddick
 * The Jolly Sleighride - Ib Glindemann
 * Dramatic Cue (d) - Ronald Hammer
 * Title - Journey to Silius
 * 70s Cop Show - Skitchy
 * Unbreakable Determination - Ninja Gaiden
 * Dramatic Cue (g) - Ronald Hammer
 * Dramatic Cue (b) - Ronald Hammer
 * - Verizon
 * breakout (sad edition) - shamyer
 * O Christmas Tree Piano Cover - Conner Owen

End Cards

 * Super Mario Odyssey vs Breath of the Wild | Battle of the Masterpieces
 * The Internet and You
 * Nintendo Switch Wish List

Transcript
[The video opens with Christmas music with a shot of Old Location McGee with snow covering the roof, zooming into the window. It then cuts to Scott at his desk.]

Scott Wozniak: ''Hey all, Scott here! And do I ever have a beef with the National Calendar Society, months are opinions, not statements, so welcome to the month of Bluth!''

[He turns a bit to the side, revealing his calendar for Bluth of 2017.]

Scott Wozniak: ''You see, I was always bummed there weren't a lot of holidays leading up to Christmas, December's just a month of filler with a climax at the very end. So I have effectively moved the first 23 days of Christmas into its own month, Bluth, with tons of new holidays!''

[Cut to a close-up shot of the calendar, showing that its currently the 17th of Bluth, or Why is Scott Wearing That Hat? Day]

Scott Wozniak: Today just so happens to be Why is Scott Wearing That Hat? Day!

[Abruptly stops music and cuts to a shot of Scott wearing a straw hat and shrugging.]

Scott Wozniak: ''The only problem I have with the month of Bluth is that the last six days are reserved strictly for Empathy. So it looks like I have some time to kill before Christmas, and what better way to pass the time than to look through some mail!''

[He reads a letter that reads "You're invited to... V.A.G", Scott's thumb is covering the abbreviation so he can't see it, "In the building next to the grey road".]

Scott Wozniak: I'm sold!

[A blue screen quickly slides down, and a white and blue Scott the Woz logo appears, gradually adding more details to the letters, like D-Pad arrows on the C, through multiple quick close up views. It shows the full thing before it shows the fully colored logo.]

[It then cuts to a snowy area (presumably the North Pole), with Christmas trees and a sign that says "Scott Wozniak Presents", then pans to the right to a sign that says "Scott The Woz Episode 50", once again it pans to the left to a snowman depiction of (presumably) Vince Young next to a Christmas tree with the words "A Very Madden 08 Christmas" on it..]

[Pans to the right and shows 3 wrapped presents with the tags "Music by", "Mike Stoney", and "Alen Riddick".]

[Pans again to a sleigh with a clipboard leaning on it, it says "Starring Scott Wozniak, Joe Robertson, Sam Essig", the paper falls off revealing another one that says "Dominic Mattero, Justin Womble, Jacob Rahe, Brendon Donahue".]

[It pans to the star on the Christmas tree, that has "Directed, Written and Edited by Scott Wozniak".]

[It pans to the side, showcasing a view of the night sky, then turns down to show a house in the middle of the night. Scott walks up to the house and reads the location of "In the building by the grey road", with his thumb still covering the acronym.]

Scott Wozniak: Yep, this is the one.

[He enters the building and is met with Mute Vegan staring at him and smiling uncomfortably.]

Scott Wozniak: ''Always happens to me. Ah! Hey all, Scott here!''

Terry Lesler: ''Hey Scott, all here. My name's Terry Lesler and this is my assistant Jeb! Welcome to the third annual Vegan's Anonymous meeting.''

[Scott finally takes his thumb off the acronym, showing that V.A.G actually stood for Vegan's Anonymous Gathering.]

Jeb Jab: Got a big showing this year.

[Mute Vegan waves at Scott.]

Scott Wozniak: So is this like a convention, or a cult or meeting?

Terry Lesler: ''Alright, so we got a little bit of column A, little bit of column three, and a whole lot in the cult column. You see, this time of year there sure is a lot of dairy in the air, so we really just got to come together this Christmas season.''

Jeb Jab: It's hell.

Terry Lesler: Want to join the resistance?

Scott Wozniak: Well, anything to beef up my resumes Cult section!

[Jeb Jab walks over to Scott Wozniak while drinking vegan coffee, and pulls down the zipper on his shirt, revealing he had a bottle of milk taped to his chest, and the vegans are now outraged.]

Scott Wozniak: Listen, I just don't wanna walk outta the house without this thing and constantly ask myself "what if?"!

Terry Lesler: Well well, THAT is what they ALL say!

Scott Wozniak: ''Guys, I swear I wasn't planning anything nefarious! Listen, what if I make it up to you by spreading Christmas cheer the only way I know how?''

Terry Lesler: ''I dunno. It's pretty hard to trust someone after a stunt like this. To me, you're basically wearing a racial slur on a shirt.''

Scott Wozniak: ''Thank you, but come on- give me a chance. It's impossible not to crack a smile while pummeling through Madden 08!''

Jeb Jab: ''Holy sh*t. There's a Madden 08?!''

Scott Wozniak: ''I know, I said the same thing when I first saw this game: "The 8th Madden? Surely they truly run out of ideas at this point." But right when I saw the opening cinematic, I knew I wasn't in for the 8th Madden, I was in for Madden 08.''

Andrew Anthony (The EA Sports Guy): ''E. A. Sports. It's in the game.''

Scott Wozniak: ''It sure is. The opening here cuts between real-life footage and in-game graphics to highlight just how real Madden 08 is, jamming in our skulls the question: "WHO WANTS IT MORE?" and Jesus Christ guys, my hand is as far up as I can make it! I do I do I do! After the NFL logo has some heart palpatations, we're greeted to...''

[The Madden 08 title screen appears.]

Scott Wozniak: ''Welcome home old friend. The Madden series was based off of the hit book, later adapted into a head coach and finally turned into video game franchise extraordinaire. It's truly one of the most successful game series out there, even though I'd consider it to be a one-hit wonder.''

Scott Wozniak: ''Madden 08 was officially let free to the public on August 14, 2007, for the PC, Playstation 2, Playstation 3, Playstation Portable, Nintendo Gamecube, Wii, Nintendo DS, Xbox, and Xbox 360. With a Mac version following suit on September 1st, 2007, which means us true Madden 08 fans disregard it hard. Well, you're probably yelling "tell me something I dont know!" We're taking a look at the Xbox 360 version here, which many consider to be the best of the bunch, but I couldn't personally choose just one. They're all great. But before we get too deep... Spoiler alert! For my favorite team. I'm picking the Chiefs- I love Kid Cuisine, and who says video games aren't art?''

[A showcase of the games hub-area-like main menu]

Scott Wozniak: ''The eighth time's the charm, because we truly have a trifecta going on here. A little to the left we have all the trophies, little to the middle, we have all the class rings I refused to buy in high school, and at a sharp right we have an empty closet for expansion.''

Scott Wozniak: ''Madden 08 is the video game to really redefine the Madden 08 Genre. We play as the titular character Madden 08 (Actually Thurman Braxton) on his trek to get from here... All the way over there, with a football included in there somewhere.''

[A view of the football field]

Scott Wozniak: Seems simple, but we have so many roadblocks in our way, such as him, him, and even him.

[Shows shots of the opponent team and the referee.]

Scott Wozniak: Some of the most iconic antagonists in all media. ''Like many great games, the concept is simple, but has a lot of depth. So many strategies are put into place before you can move. You can even ask a special guest star for advice on what to do exactly. You know, John Madden refused to put his name on the franchise if it wasn't as realistic as possible. That's interesting, so that means real football players can ask the ghost of John Madden for advice. Can't wait to unlock him as a playable character.''

Scott Wozniak: ''Let's get into the game... literally! In the My Madden section we have to bang out our own custom player, everybody, please welcome Hidden Valley hailing from Tucson, Arizona, his favorite color is Auburn. In terms of stats, Hidden Valley has the stiffest arm in the county and very little else. But what's Hidden Valley without his team, The Clacks! We can customize the jersey color, pants color, helmet color, EA, you've done it again. Madden 08 is the first time I could ever live out my fantasy of owning a football stadium named the Clackdome.''

Jeb Jab: Wait, is this vegan?

Terry Lesler: Sure as hell's a lot of pigskin for this to be vegan.

Scott Wozniak: Well, if that doesn't do anything for you, then we can move on to another version.

Scott Wozniak: ''Next we have 2007's game of the year runner up, Madden 08 on the GameCube. Not as fully featured as its Xbox 360 counterpart, but if you can smell competency right now, surely you're getting a whiff of Madden 08 on the GameCube. It was the last game released on the console and what a way to piss out! You see, this is the kind of game that needs to be re-released in HD on current game consoles. Hopefully, if a re-release does well, we'll see a sequel to Madden 08.''

Terry Lesler: Wouldn't that be Madden 09?

Scott Wozniak: NO.

Scott Wozniak: ''Madden 08 2, Madden 09 doesn't count, it was an overhyped, underwhelming "spiritual successor" to a game that deserved far more. Anyways, the GameCube version oddly has a radically different user interface compared to the Xbox 360 variant. Doesn't make it any less magical, there's so much room for creativity tucked in this game. For example, here's Mr. Madden 08 running away from every number lower or higher than 08.''

[Clip of the player character running across the screen while the rest of the teammates are almost about to start.]

Jeb Jab: ''Y'know what I'd like to see? Madden 08 for the DS.''

Scott Wozniak: Y'know, I don't actually have that one.

Terry Lesler: ''The DS version? You don't have the DS version?! You HAVE to have the DS version!''

Scott Wozniak: I mean, if it makes it any better, we can move over to the Wii one!

Terry Lesler: The WII ONE-

Scott Wozniak: ''At long last, we can finally feel what its like to Madden 08 with the Wii's motion control capabilities. We can feel every Madden, every 08, this is truly a milestone. This is probably one of the more barebones home console versions of the prophecy out on the market- Oh my God, I can't say something like that. It's Madden 08, just a bit simplified. Diet God is still God. The Wii version has a party mode that allows for everybody to join the craze. Only one Wii Remote is required per player, and it makes everything way easier to grasp. With only a few flicks you'll quickly understand Madden 08 is a right, not a privilege. The game is so smart with how it does everything, even the credits are smart! They have these pockets of blank so you have time to breathe between the lists of deities who made this.''

[The credits is sped up 2x and its still taking almost 5 seconds for the next section of the credits to start scrolling]

Scott Wozniak: And on top of that, the music is phenomenal! You listen to that baby purr?

Jeb Jab: Sounds f*cking dumb.

Scott Wozniak: ''A-Alright guys, alright, what's your deal with this? Why are you being so tart with this?''

Terry Lesler: Listen man, Madden 08 just doesn't really speak to us.

Scott Wozniak: ''Woah! How did you know those were were my 15 least favorite syllables in order?''

Jeb Jab: Just a little too much Madden, not enough about my needs.

Terry Lesler: Not really my thing.

Scott Wozniak: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?

Terry Lesler: It's just too real.

Jeb Jab: Way too smooth, not for me at all.

Scott Wozniak: ''I JUST DONT GET IT! ITS MADDEN... IN 2007! THE TWO PERFECTLY MELD TOGETHER, WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT?''

Jeb Jab: ''I don't know, something... better?''

[ Boomer enters the building, holding a copy of Madden 09 for the Playstation 2.]

Boomer: ''Hey guys! Look what I brought!''

Jeb Jab: Holy sh*t, is that Madden 09?!

Scott Wozniak: AAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[Scott grabs the copy of the game and throws it at the floor while a dramatic cue plays, and the case breaks. It then cuts to Mute Vegan still smiling, Scott then runs out of the house after shoving Boomer]

Terry Lesler: ''Jesus, Boomer! What did I tell you about the Madden 09 sh*t? We lose so many clients to that!''

Jeb Jab: Where do you think he's going?

Terry Lesler: I don't know, my guess would be Target.

[Cut to a Target store, Scott is looking around the store.]

Wendy's Employee: Excuse me sir, do you need any help?

Scott Wozniak: Uh, where's the Madden aisle?

Wendy's Employee: Four paces that way and hook a right.

Scott Wozniak: ''Thanks. It's nice to see a Target employee that knows what they're doing.''

Wendy's Employee: ''Oh, no I don't work here. I just love helping people.''

[Scott arrives at the Madden aisle and sees the most recent game in the series as of the time this video was uploaded, Madden 18.]

[Cut to black, then cut back to the V.A.G]

Terry Lesler: God, I love vegan bread.

Jeb Jab: Pairs really well with vegan coffee, too.

Terry Lesler: So vegan...

[Scott bursts through the door, opens the fridge door, and throws a white trash bag in there, and runs back out.]

Terry Lesler: Aw, not again!

[Scott closes the door behind him]

Jeb Jab: Ah, he locked it.

Terry Lesler: Christmas is ruined...

Jeb Jab: Should we check the trash bag?

Terry Lesler: ''Naw, that... that would just be rude.''

Jeb Jab: Yeah, you're right.

Scott Wozniak: ''Hey, it looks like ive been diagnosed with StealingEveryCopyofMadden18fromTargetoutofSpite-itis, because I just stole every copy of Madden 18 from Target out of spite. People need to realize theres only one Madden that matters, there's enough Madden in this world, but not enough 08.''

[A pre-recorded news segment of NEWS: THE NEWS with a headline of "ALL COPIES OF MADDEN 18 STOLEN FROM TARGET"]

Anchorman: ''Hey everybody. This is a pre-recorded news segment from August 2016, I'm just gonna take a wild shot in the dark and say that all copies of Madden 18 are stolen from Target.''

[BREAKING NEWS, THIS JUST IN]

Anchorman: HOLY SH*T I CALLED IT!!

Scott Wozniak: ''Hey, we've gone viral! Of course, I doubt they'll ever find the stolen loot. The last place anybody ever checks is the white trash bag in the fridge at a Vegan's Anonymous Gathering. By the way, f*ck those guys. Let's play some more Madden 08!''

[Cut to a police station, with Cop #2 answering a phone call.]

Cop #2: 9-1-1, what's your emergency?

[ Officerery Smith walks up to Cop #2.]

Cop #2: Yeah, I'll call you back later.

Officerery Smith: Every ''single copy of Madden 18 is gone from Target. I think we need to get you-know-who on the case.''

Cop #2: Think it's worth his time?

Officerery Smith: ''Every. Single Copy of Madden 18 is gone.''

[Cop #2 grabs the phone]

Cop #2: We got a mission for you.

[Cut to a clip of Steel Wool standing in a completely black and white room]

Steel Wool: I'm on it.

[A parody of a cop TV show intro happens, where the words "STEEL WOOL" are put onto the screen, then Steel Wool appears on a yellow and red background, pointing his gun at the camera, while also having 2 other shots of him pointing his gun to the left and right beside him.]

[Steel Wool walks off the side of the screen]

Steel Wool: Officer Wool. Steel Wool.

[The text "STEEL WOOL" appears again, then it cuts to a shot of him driving in a car]

Scott Wozniak: Gotta tackle the original Xbox version next.

[He tries to use the Xbox 360 to play it, but it doesn't work as Madden 08 isn't one of the supported backwards-compatible games and an error message pops up.]

Scott Wozniak: Huh, really should have put a notice on the box before I bought the console.

[Cut to the Xbox 360 box with a piece of paper on it that says "*NOT Compatible with MOST *360 GAMES *MADDEN 08"

Scott Wozniak: ''Anyways, this means we have to crack out the original Xbox for this bad boy, and man, this is... Madden 08, just like most other Maddens on this console...''

[Cut to shot of him holding the PS2 version.]

Scott Wozniak: ''Lets move abruptly to the PlayStation 2 version... which is Madden alright...''

[Holding the PS3 Version.]

Scott Wozniak: PlayStation 3, it's... Madden.

[Holding the PC Version.]

Scott Wozniak: Madden.

[Picture of the DS Version.]

Scott Wozniak: Madden.

[Now holding Madden 95 for the Genesis.]

Scott Wozniak: Madden.

[Scott gasps after realizing he's not even holding a version of Madden 08 now.]

Scott Wozniak: What have I become?

Scott Wozniak: ''Turning to WebMD, it turns out im diagnosed with MostPeople-itis, which means I'm numb to Madden 08's effects. It's just a phase however, don't worry. I'll bee able to understand the differences between each version of Madden 08, and what makes it better than all Maddens in no time. But to aid me in my recovery, I've always feared this would happen, so I have my "Just in case Madden 08 loses its edge" emergency bag on standby.''

[Hes now holding another white trash bag.]

Scott Wozniak: This bag's scientifically proven to show me how well I had it off with Madden 08 being my only Madden of choice.

[He takes out a copy of Madden 07 for the Nintendo GameCube.]

Scott Wozniak: Ew.

[He throws the copy into a toilet, then he pulls out a copy of ESPN NFL Football for the Xbox.]

Scott Wozniak: This is just hilarious.

[He throws it aswell, then pulls out a copy of Madden 09 All Play for the Wii, then a flashback sound clip plays.]

Boomer: ''Hey guys! Look what I brought!''

Jeb Jab: Holy sh*t, is that Madden 09?!

[Scott places the copy of Madden 09 on his desk.]

Scott Wozniak: I dunno man, I just feel overwhelmed with...

[A black screen appears with white text that says "ANXIETY" while a dramatic sound effect plays.]

Scott Wozniak: I can't really understand why...

[A postcard is on Scott's desk and he notices]

Scott Wozniak: Looks like I got a postcard!

[It reads "Greetings from IMPRISONMENT From the Vegan's Anonymous Gathering".]

Scott Wozniak: I'm... gonna brush my teeth if you don't mind.

[Phone call, Scott picks up while he is brushing his teeth.]

Officerery Smith: ''Hey all, 911 here. We're just calling house-to-house and seeing if you personally stole all the copies of Madden 18 from Target.''

Scott Wozniak: Listen man, I don't have time for this, I'm brushing my teeth because of-

[A black screen appears with white text that says "ANXIETY" while a dramatic sound effect plays.]

Officerery Smith: ''Based on past experiences, that doesn't sound like you're brushing with toothpaste. Sounds like you're brushing with Raid.''

[He's holding a can of Raid now]

Scott Wozniak: Not again.

[He falls over and it cuts to black, he reappears in a seemingly claymation wintery landscape, he reads a 2 signs that say "MADDEN 08 AVENUE" "FINALLY A PLACE FOR ME", he excitedly starts to run but trips over a bottle of Pepto-Bismol]

[He slides for a bit, but gets up and is surronded by 3 giant copies of Madden 18 for the Xbox One, he quickly digs under the snow to get away but bumps into a gigantic copy of Madden 08, confused, he gets out of the snow.]

Madden 08: YOU HAVE DISHONORED MY LEGACY!

[Lightning strike appears behind the entity.]

Scott Wozniak: Well, when you put it that way...

[A small square hole opens underneath him, and he falls into a seemingly endless void, but he suddenly wakes up.]

Scott Wozniak: ''[GASP] Well, that was F*CKING terrifying! Not that I'd expect anything less from a Raid-buzz.''

[Purple fog covers his room and a ominous figure covered in shadows appears]

Scott Wozniak: But nothings more terrifying than the Post-Raid-Buzz-buzz!

[Cut back to the police station]

Cop #2: Hey, check this out: the Madden-o-meter's off the charts at the V.A.G and the 18-o-meter's not too far off.

Officerery Smith: That might be where the stash is; is Officer Wool on his way there?

Cop #2: Knowing him, he should be close- aw, sh*t, he's just been driving around in circles for the last half an hour]

[Cut back to Steel Wool in the same shot of driving a car, with the same music still playing]

Officerery Smith: Let's just go there ourselves.

[They get up and arrive at the Vegan's Anonymous Gathering, they break down the door holding guns and start swearing so much that its unintelligible since the bleeps are nearly the entire audio]

Officerery Smith: Nope, no sign of Madden 18 here...

Cop #2: Wait, remember the last Madden scandal?

Officerery Smith: SH*T, check the fridge!!!

[Cut back to Scott and the unknown entity]

???: ''WHY? WHY DID YOU DO IT?''

Scott Wozniak: That is embarassingly vague.

???: Stealing every copy of Madden 18 from Target and blaming it on a bunch of vegans.

Scott Wozniak: ''OH! That! Well, you see, they didn't like the right version of Madden, and... I'm not really fond of the new version of Madden, so... Killing two birds, no stones involved though, that's just messy. Who even are you?''

Luis Castillo: I AM LUIS CASTILLO, THE COVER ATHLETE OF THE SPANISH VERSION OF MADDEN 08!

[Slowly turns his head to the camera and does a small gasp]

Luis Castillo: ''YOU SHOULD FEEL OVERWHELMED WITH GUILT FOR YOUR ACTIONS. YOU HAVE STOLEN VARIOUS COPIES OF OUR FRANCHISE'S NEWBORN, AND HAVE BLAMED IT ON THE INNOCENT.''

Scott Wozniak: ''I don't feel guilty! I did the world a favor by ridding it of all 18's, and those pesky vegans deserve to take the blame if all they like is Madden 09 and can't see why Madden 08 is the best one!''

[The TV turns on again and plays another segment of NEWS: THE NEWS with the headline "MADDEN 18 BANDITS CAUGHT AT V.A.G"]

Anchorman: ''America can finally rest easy knowing the Madden 18 bandits have finally been caught. 200 copies of Madden 18 have been found in a white trash bag in the fridge of the third annual Vegan's Anonymous Gathering. The following footage has just surfaced:''

[Insert a low quality camera recording footage of the 2 cops and the vegans having an argument with a lot of yelling and swearing, meanwhile the Mute Vegan is still smiling even when a gun is pointed directly at his forehead]

Scott Wozniak: ...I'm gonna go outside for a bit.

[Insert Scott sitting outside, and then Wendy's Employee walks by and sits next to him while holding a drink.]

Wendy's Employee: Wanna bite?

Scott Wozniak: No, no thanks.

Wendy's Employee: What's got you down?

Scott Wozniak: Madden 08 sh*t.

Wendy's Employee: Oh, I've been there.

Scott Wozniak: ''I mean, it's so hard man. I know it's the best. Why doesn't anybody believe it?''

Wendy's Employee: Well, that's your belief, but I'm personally more of a Madden 13 guy myself.

Scott Wozniak: You f*ck!

Wendy's Employee: ''But you can't expect people to believe in what you believe. What's the point of beliefs if there's only one thing people can believe?''

Scott Wozniak: ...Sh*t, I'm an a**hole.

[Cut back to his room.]

Scott Wozniak: ''Luis! I was wrong! I'm gonna make this right!''

Luis Castillo: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

Scott Wozniak: ''Probably to jail for an undiscernible amount of time! See you later!''

[Scott arrives at the Vegan's Anonymous Gathering again.]

Scott Wozniak: ''Self-proclaimed crook here, guys! Have at it!''

Officerery Smith: ''Didn't you hear? Madden 28 was just announced. The price of Madden 18 has dropped tenfold.''

Cop #2: Guess this means you can steal as many Madden 18's as you want.

Officerery Smith: Thank you for your service.

Cop #2: Godspeed.

[Another segment of NEWS: THE NEWS with the headline "FINALLY! SOME GOOD NEWS!".]

Anchorman: ''THIS JUST IN: Madden 28 has just been announced! Leave it to EA to make this the best christmas yet. The Madden 18 bandits have now recently been transferred from the FBI's most wanted to the "Who Gives a Piss?" section, if you see these people, PLEASE, at all cost, don't give a piss.''

[Scott walks up to Terry Lesler and Jeb Jab.]

Scott Wozniak: ''I'm sorry. I-I got carried away with the whole concept of Madden 08, it just means a lot to me. Listen, I mean, you guys like a different Madden, I'm gonna have to learn how to respect that. I won't push my belief of a great Madden on to you if you won't push it on to me.''

Terry Lesler: YOU KIDNAPPED AND FRAMED US!

Scott Wozniak: ...Yeah, that's one way of putting it.

Jeb Jab: Y'know, I could go for a nice restraining order about now.

Scott Wozniak: ''Roger that, see you later! Uh, I wanted to give you guys this.''

[He gives a copy of Madden 09 ALL-PLAY for the Wii to Terry Lesler.]

Terry Lesler: ...Thanks.

[Scott leaves the house]

Jeb Jab: F*ck that guy!

[Cut back to Scott's house with a similar shot as what was used at the opening, inside, Scott checks off the 23rd of Bluth on his calander, it's now Christmas Eve.]

Scott Wozniak: Well, we survived the six days of Empathy, and I have a little something-something that arrived at my doorstep...

[He takes out a copy of Madden 08 on the DS.]

Scott Wozniak: Aw, NICE!!

[He then takes out a copy of Madden 09 on the DS.]

Scott Wozniak: ''...Cool. It also came with a little invitation to something...''

[He reads a letter that reads "You're invited to... V.A.G RAM", Scott's thumb is covering the abbreviation so he can't see it.]

Scott Wozniak: Aw yeah, there is no way that could be misinterpreted!

[He takes his thumb off the meaning, it says "Vigorous Advanced Gathering of Righteous Acronym Maniacs".]

Scott Wozniak: F*CK!

[Ending Credits]

Trivia

 * On December 3, 2020, the episode's outtakes were uploaded on Scott's Stash.


 * The episode is referenced in Instruction Manuals, where one of the things the Idea Wheel can land on is A Very Madden 09 Christmas.
 * At Scott Wozniak's TooManyGames 2019 panel, Wozniak received a copy of the video on VHS by SpongeBob Band Geeks Reanimated Collab.
 * Alexander Greensmith, someone featured in the credits for the episode for sticking around since the beginning, commented on the video saying "Oh shit. I've only just seen my special thanks for being a ScottTheWoz fan from the beginning. Thanks!! However, isn't a belated comment three years later what former Tennessee Titans quarterback Vince Young would've wanted?".
 * During the opening section of the video, before the opening credits, the blue border is in its usual Season One size. But at 0:48, right after the logo fades, the border shrinks to a smaller size and remains that way for the rest of the video and subsequently series onwards.
 * This event was referenced in Borderline Forever with Scott Wozniak saying "Who knows? It might shrink over time, I think it did that a while back."
 * This episode marks the first appearance of five main characters, mainly Terry Lesler, Jeb Jab, Jerry Attricks, Wendy’s Employee and Steel Wool.