Scott the Woz - Stupid Nintendo Games

Scott the Woz - Stupid Nintendo Games is a song written by Nicholas Karr and Scott Wozniak. The song is played in Borderline Forever while Scott talks about how he loves Stupid Nintendo Games.

Lyrics
Over fifteen thousand games to try, to discuss and later shelve

The consistency, alphabetically, and Player's Choice can go to hell

The size and shape of discs and cards, for an hour or so I'll talk

I swipe right on them till both my thumbs are stems, 'cause every day's Fat Tuesday in my eyes

This world doesn't get my passion

They all think Wii Play Motion's a sin

But it's their loss for they, got no spare time to waste

This is something I know we should all embrace

I'm on a quest

To address all the requests

Please understand this kinda stuff is virginetic cashe

We have been blessed no time to rest, I've got a lot to undress

You don't need sex this is better anyways, It's stupid Nintendo games!

Scott: It may be hard to find a place to start so, might I suggest, (Takes out baseball bat and Hits a copy of Madden 09 for the Wii) not that.

Might I suggest a Geist to start things out, then moving on to Pac'N'Roll

Lost in Blue and Tetris 2, or whatever's left at Kohl's

Nigel Mansell plus Clubhouse Games, name a better pair to taste

If you said Madden 09 and skin, get the f*ck out of my face

Just tell me that you understand?

Terry Lesler: As a vegan, this fits my diet plan.

Target Employee: They make for great Target practice.

Rex Mohs: As long as I'm not having sex.

Jeb Jab: You didn't tell me one of these was f*cking Gex!

I shouldn't dwell, I've got no sex to sell

Take them all and distribute them and you're spreading Wii Play

It's a swell these extra copies extra ban you from hell

I've got a Flingsmash to play every single day

Stupid Nintendo Games!

I must confess, I might be slightly obsessed

How could I not be, have you seen these, I've got no shame to blame

If you're down and feeling blue and life drops in around you

There's a solution for all that pollution diluting your brain

Stupid Nintendo Games!

Crew
Music by Nicholas Karr

Lyrics by Scott Wozniak and Nicholas Karr

Vocals by Scott Wozniak

Mixed by Preston Parker

Tuba by Alex Hill

Saxophones by Carlos Eiene

Trombones by Daniel Romberger

Horn in F by Danny Flam

Violin, Viola, Cello and Bass by Gabe Valle

Violin by Hana Tan

Trumpet by John Robert Matz, Max Boiko, Robby Duguay

Oboe by Kristin Naigus

Flute by Laura Intravia

Bass Clarinet by Lori Syngajewski

Piccolo by Madeleine Stewart

Piano by Oliver Glynn

Bassoon by Ryan Roikola

Clarinet by Steven Higbee