Abraham Lincoln Chia Pet

Abraham Lincoln Chia Pet is the first of Scott Wozniak's Chia Pets.

In Chia Pet
Right after Scott researches about Chia Pets, he decides he wants to raise one himself. The first Chia Pet he orders is Abraham Lincoln, because he thought he was cool enough to grow one. He learns the steps on how to grow the Chia Pet. First he needs to soak it with water but he doesn't want to put it in a bowl because it feels like drowning him or wash him in the sink because it feels like waterboarding him, so he instead gives him a bath. Afterwards Scott puts the Chia Seeds on Lincoln's head but he runs out of them while he was putting them on so he used chili to cover it up. After learning that it would take 1-2 weeks before the Chia Pet would be fully grown Scott decides to look up Chia Pet growth hormone techniques. He decides to put on gloves and get a hammer to smash Lincoln without realizing that he just killed him. Scott then realizes that he read the WikiHow article on how to break a Chia Pet instead. to mourn the loss of his pet, he sends him down the toilet.

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