Episode 53: Launch Titles

Launch Titles is the 3rd episode of Scott The Woz Season 2 and overall the 53rd episode, the video was uploaded on February 4, 2018, by Scott Wozniak on Scott The Woz.

Description
Scott takes a look at the launch line ups for various consoles and judges them hard.

Characters

 * Scott Wozniak

Credits

 * Scott Wozniak as Scott Wozniak

Plot
Scott needs to do community service after he hosts the annual birth off. He is received a restraining order for hosting said birth off. He must complete community service, which is 14 minutes of talking about launch titles for game counsels.

Music

 * Switch Scramble Circus - Super Mario 3D World
 * Happy Adventure, Delightful Adventure - Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
 * Aquarium Park Act 1 - Sonic Colors
 * Title Theme - Battletoads
 * Remix 10 - Rhythm Heaven Fever
 * You Will Know Our Names - Xenoblade Chronicles
 * Tornado Man - Mega Man 9
 * Fossil Falls - Super Mario Odyssey
 * Rooftop Run (Modern Sonic) - Sonic Generations
 * Breakout - 3D Dot Game Heroes

Cards

 * A Look Back at E3 Rumors

End Cards

 * History of Nintendo Switch (NX) Rumors and Leaks
 * Game Consoles That Refused to Die
 * A Console's Last Game

Gallery
WIP

Transcript
WIP

[ Scott Wozniak is seen in front of the St. Luke's Hospital, holding a cane]

Scott Wozniak: ''Hey all, Scott here, and step right off to the birth-off, where we fuse illegal gambling and pregnant women. Which pregnant women will squirt one out first? Place your bets and let's find ou-''

[the video cuts to Old Location McGee, where Wozniak is reading a restraining order]

Scott Wozniak: ''I have been ordered to issue an apology by the court of law, in no instance should child birth be linked to illegal gambling, and if there's one thing that makes childbirth a drag... It's illegal gambling. Please forgive me and don't set up a child birth-off of your own. I must now stay at least 50 feet away from any pregnant women, and must complete 14 minutes of community service, by informing the public on a much less problematic topic: game console births, and the titles that come with them. Shit, that's it?

Trivia

 * The video was re-uploaded due to Scott Wozniak accidentally saying that the Nintendo 3DS launched in 2001 when it launched in 2011 and saying that the PlayStation 4 launched in 2003 when it launched in 2013.