The Mysterious Game of Crypticism

The Mysterious Game of Crypticism games (or as it's full name Scott The Woz Presents: The Mysterious Game of Crypticism) were products sold during the Scott The Woz Merchandise for Charity Bonanza 2020 event for $64.99

Product Description
The first product with the word “crypticism” in it! “Scott The Woz Presents: The Mysterious Game of Crypticism” is the ultimate package for package lovers. Coming in a beautiful package featuring loads of “Scott The Woz” references, a mystery NES cartridge is included (cleaned and tested). Pop it in a system to find out what game you got! These are official NES cartridges with the original label included underneath a new “The Mysterious Game of Crypticism” label. The games can be anything from the NES library! While it could be a cheap sports game, it could potentially be something far more special, uncommon, or even playable!

One mystery NES game with “The Mysterious Game of Crypticism” label on top of the existing one, a “Mysterious Game of Crypticism” game box, a 40+ page “Scott The Woz Retrospective Booklet” featuring art and behind the scenes photos, a double-sided map/poster, novelty paper inserts and references to previous “Scott The Woz” episodes, stickers and a miniature certificate of authenticity.

Box Design
The game comes inside a Box containing references and items in Scott The Woz videos. Inside the packaging contains a certificate of authenticity listing what is contained in the box, and confirming that the full amount of the purchase was donated to Critical Care Comics and Children's Miracle Network. A business card from Pixel Empire thanking you for your purchase is included with a $5 coupon on the back of the card. A sock is included as a reference to the Subscription Boxes episode when Scott opened a Loot Crate box and found a sock. A SCAMO business card from Dr. Scamo with the text "No scams for us today!" and a QR code as a reference to Get Rich Quick!. The back of the card contains a triangle scheme of the program with a testimony from one of their clients. A few stickers of the Scott The Woz Logo, Alpha Menorah Javascript Logo, and The Internet and You Logo. Underneath is a card showing the total amount of money raised for Pixel Empire and on the back is a mosaic of all the Scott The Woz thumbnails. Another card is a picture of Scott Wozniak, Eric Turney, Sam Essig, Joe Robertson, Jeffrey Pohlman-Beshuk, Justin Womble, and Dominic Mattero during the filming of You're Not an RPG Guy: A Scott The Woz Christmas. This photo is also signed by them. A small card called Scott's Sketchbook containing Scott's drawings from storyboards and other quick notes is included. On the back of it shows Scott's drawings from previous episodes and drawings of products being sold during charity events. A card containing instructions to make a D.I.Y Internet and You VHS box is included. A card showing many animated segments and behind the scenes features in You're Not an RPG Guy is included as well. A poster for Scott The Woz is included, while on the back it shows many locations seen in Scott's videos like E3 2018 Productions, Wii Play: Motion Reselling Studios, His Desk and Shelves, Vegans Anonymous Gathering, Therapy: The Therapy, Old Location McGee, The Shaft Family Estate, and theCentennial Charity Gala for Recent Murder Victims. The last item contained in the box is the Game Box for the mystery NES game. The game box features the Rated E for irrelevant logo from the Rated E for Irrelevant episode. The cover art shows Scott in a suit and top hat holding an NES cartridge with the same artwork. The back of the box lists Comic Mischief, Cartoon Violence, and Luigi as featured in Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash - The Darker Age of Nintendo. The back also shows NES style images from other videos like It's Awesome Baby, Chibi-Robo! Zip Lash - The Darkest Age of Nintendo, Game Show Games, as well as the Hey all, Scott here intro. Inside the box contains more cards. One is for The Shaft Family Estate's Dinner Party, being held from October 27, 5:30PM to 9:00PM. The card says, "You have been cordially invited to a dinner party celebrating us all making it this far in life. The Shaft Family is not responsible for any injuries, allergic reactions, or death that happens on the property." with blood stains on it, being a reference to The Great Mysteries of Gaming. One says "Greeting From Imprisonment from the Vegans Anonymous Gathering," being a reference to A Very Madden 08 Christmas. The final card says "The Lesler Pumpkin Orchard. Make your first pumpkin moment a special one. Take advantage of our Christmas special! Book us for weddings and Memorial Day. *We do very little else." being a reference to Memory Cards. The back of the card also has an advertisement for The Litigation Station. This says "$5 off your next visit. Ask about your Judge's special! Remember, every Friday is ladies night! The brand 9 out of 10 lawyers recommend." which is a reference to The Trial. The NES cartridge has a removable plastic sticker on top of the NES game artwork. On the top of the cartridge is the text Scott The Woz: The Mysterious Game of Crypticism in very small fine print.

Game Box Description
Hey all, Scott here, get this: you are about to embark on a journey of an adventure.

A trek that will decide whether you're a you, or a regular person. The expedition to discover what lies within your soul: is it a person, or somebody who's about to play a mystery video game?

I think you knew the answer once you started reading this. What lies ahead is an experience like none other: playing a video game...but which video game is it exactly?

Inside this box contains a video game for the NES, plug it in and only then you will realize that you wasted money. It could be anything, Adventures of Lolo, Adventures of Lolo 2, it could be anything.

Instruction Manual Design
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