Episode 13: Microconsoles

Microconsoles is the 13th episode of Scott The Woz. The video was uploaded on April 9, 2017, by Scott Wozniak on Scott The Woz.

Description
Mobile games on the TV. I don't know about you but I'm sold.

Characters

 * Scott Wozniak
 * Unnamed Ouya holder
 * Questioning Max

Credits

 * Scott Wozniak as Scott Wozniak, Questioning Max
 * Will Kanwischer as unnamed Ouya holder
 * Help by Will Kanwischer

Plot
WIP

Scott Wozniak is seen playing a Super Mario-like game on his iPad, wishing he could play those types of games on his TV. Suddenly, 3 microconsoles appear in his lap, Wozniak decides to take a look at all of them.

While Wozniak is going over the Ouya, he mentions how his console shipped broken, he then decides to put it through a durability test, since he has nothing else to do with it. Wozniak then destroys the Ouya with a hammer.

The third to last microconsole covered is the Mad Katz Mojo, he decides to look up its price on Amazon, as he's looking it up, he then gets a call from a friend, Questioning Max, who asks him who their lord and savior is. At the same time, Wozniak exclaims "Jesus Christ!" as he sees the high pricing of the Mad Katz Mojo.

Once Wozniak finishes covering all the microconsoles, he goes on a long, hate-filled rant about how useless they all are which eventually leads to Wozniak ranting about the disease scoliosis.

Music

 * Flower Garden - Yoshi's Island
 * Galaxy Man - Mega Man 9
 * Episode 1, Page 1-1 - Comix Zone
 * Puzzle Plank Galaxy - Super Mario Galaxy 2
 * - Verizon
 * Forest of Mystery - The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
 * Breakout - 3D Dot Game Heroes

End Cards

 * Breath of the Wild Isn't Perfect
 * Most Wanted Nintendo Switch Games
 * Tinder

Transcript
WIP

Trivia

 * In The Legend of Zelda | Tales from the Backlog, it is revealed that since Breath of the Wild Isn't Perfect, Scott Wozniak has had a string around his thumb; however, the string is not visible in the episode.
 * A video was posted on Scott's Stash showing an extended cut of the Ouya destruction scene where Scott Wozniak destroys it further with the Full House theme in the background.