Justice for Squirt

Justice for Squirt is a charity that tries to bring attention to what is said to be the United States of America's 98th favorite sob drink, Squirt.

In It's a Bargain Bin Christmas
The second charity Scott Wozniak can do in the name of the unnamed bank is Justice for Squirt, the United States of America's 98th favorite sob drink, he decides not to get involved with the charity due to his disliking of politics.