Episode 4: Why the Wii U Failed

Why the Wii U Failed is the 4th episode of Scott The Woz. The video was uploaded on February 5, 2017, by Scott Wozniak on Scott The Woz.

Description
Just looking at the console gives me a hearty dose of depression..

Characters

 * Scott Wozniak

Credits

 * Scott Wozniak as Scott Wozniak

Plot
WIP

Scott Wozniak begins the video by pretending to boast about how much of a non-virgin he is by making fun of Nintendo fans, then realizing that he himself bought a Wii U. He then decides to discuss six major problems the Wii U had.

Near the end of the episode, Scott Wozniak complains to Nintendo about how he can't name his character Mr. Ass but can look dead dogs on the Wii U browser.

Music

 * Map Seven (Special) - Super Mario World
 * Breakout - 3D Dot Game Heroes
 * Shop - Mega Man 9
 * Slot Machine - Super Mario 3D World
 * Nintendo DSi Shop - DSi Shop Music
 * Royal Raceway - Mario Kart 8
 * Happy Happy Game Show - Kevin MacLeod
 * Main Plaza (Evening - Retro) - Nintendo Land

End Cards

 * Nintendo Switch Presentation 2017
 * History of Smash Bros. Rumors and Leaks
 * The Internet and You

Gallery
WIP

Transcript
WIP

Scott Wozniak: ''Hey all, Scott here, and man oh man, do I ever hate Nintendo. That's why I bought all these games, just to make fun of them.''

[Shot of him showing his Nintendo game collections of Wii, SNES, GameCube, DS and NES.]

Scott Wozniak: ''Sigh, gosh do I loath this dumb company and all of their stupid loser fans. Fans who are all more than likely mega-virgins, Me on the other hand, they call me the anti-virgin. Anybody who is or was at some point a virgin is a major loser, or as I like to call them, a Nintendo fan.''

Scott Wozniak: Listen, I like the Wii U, but even I think people with a case of fanboy-itis have to admit, it wasn't Nintendo at their greatest, and I personally think it's a good time to reflect on the system, as the Switch is coming out and we wanna make sure Nintendo doesn't do the same things all over again, and don't worry, we're gonna be looking at what the Wii U did right on another occasion, but for now, here are 6 problems the Wii U had.

Trivia

 * The song Happy Happy Game Show by Kevin MacLeod was misspelled in the description for the episode as "Happy Happy Game Shoe".