Kay Swiss

Kay Swiss is a character in the Scott The Woz series. He is a member of Bankruptcy Patrol, where he was responsible for taking care of Scott Wozniak's bankruptcy in It's a Bargain Bin Christmas. He is also the head of A Bank that repocessed Wozniak's belongings due to his tax evasion. He made his first appearance in It's a Bargain Bin Christmas and has since appeared in numerous other episodes. He is played by Jeffrey Pohlman-Beshuk.

In It's a Bargain Bin Christmas
When Scott Wozniak goes to the bank to check if he's truly bankrupt, there he meets Kay Swiss as the cashier, Swiss says to Scott Wozniak that he's completely broke. After talking for a bit they come in an agreement, that Scott Wozniak would do charity work so that he doesn't get bankrupt, Scott Wozniak decides on having a party for those who have become victims of "murder". Later at the party, Swiss checks Scott Wozniak to make sure he's ready, however, after Scott Wozniak says his secret weapon he looks fairly disappointed. His name can later be seen on a piece of paper saying "Great job at the charity event! Your bankruptcy is cured.".

In You're Not an RPG Guy: A Scott The Woz Christmas
After Rex Mohs states that the amount of role-playing games Scott Wozniak plays is "terrifying", Mohs introduces Swiss. Swiss speaks about Wozniak's bank account and how its effected negatively by him buying role-playing games he doesn't play. Wozniak counters Swiss' argument by saying that he's still simulating the economy, to which Swiss responds saying that he's actually effecting it negatively, as companies would think that the public wants role-playing games because people buy them but when a new role-playing game is announced, Wozniak "gets annoyed" and asks people not to play them.

Throughout the remainder of the episode, Swiss stays in New Location McGee and often speaks in favor of the economy, typically positively yelling when it's mentioned.

In Classic NES Series for Game Boy Advance
Scott calls A Bank and Kay Swiss proceeds to answer. After correcting Scott that it is just A Bank and not The Bank, Scott asks to take out a loan but is stopped and told that A Bank repossessed the items he last thought were stolen from his home. Scott’s loan is rejected and A Bank send Scott a care package to get back on his feet but not before telling him that the current status of A Bank is now a Dominos during the day.

In Gaming Revivals
At the beginning of the episode Swiss is playing Rock Paper Scissors with Scott Wozniak so Scott can presumably win his items back, but Swiss tells him they aren’t making exceptions. Scott claims he should have his items back because he saved Swiss’ wife but Swiss tells him she’s a convicted serial killer so it doesn’t change anything. Scott tries to bribe Swiss but he refuses and tells Scott he should make money by selling a product everyone wants, this inspires Scott to start his business Ghosts, Ghosts and More Ghosts.

At the end of the episode Swiss is present at New Locationer McGee when Scott wakes up and Swiss tells him with the recent revival of Scott's Financial Stability Scott was able to pay back the bank and buy a new house, Swiss also mentions that one other person was revived other than Scott’s Financial Stability and Steel Wool (later revealed to be Chet Shaft). Swiss leaves surprised and proud of Scott.

Trivia

 * Swiss is revealed to be married in Gaming Revivals, though he discloses that his wife is a convicted serial killer so it's persumed they have split up.
 * In all of his appearances, he is wearing a black suit with a white dress shirt underneath, although the suit is only buttoned in It's a Bargain Bin Christmas