Fire Wire Yom Kippur

Fire Wire Yom Kippur (originally FireWire YomKippur) is a minor character in the short, The Internet & You. He lives in the Surface Web and is a specialist in the field of Firewiring. He is played by Hunter Theis.

In The Internet and You
Abraham Ethernet and Net-Meister 4089 first run into Yom Kippur in an attic. He then explains to them his origins. Originally, he was very useful to everyone, but ever since the introduction of WiFi, he wasn't really needed anymore. This let him pursue his hobby of committing arson, which landed him in prison for a while.

Fire Wire, along with everyone else, is killed in the explosion set by Mr. Bandwidth.

Trivia

 * Apparently, Hunter Theis' acting for Fire Wire was so bad, Scott had to put Seinfeld music over some of his lines to make it sound like it's supposed to be ironic.
 * The performance is an inside joke with Scott and his friends. The performance is quoted frequently by Eric Turney In Scott's Stash videos.