Scott Presents: Hey Society! Do This!

'''Scott Presents: Hey Society! Do This!''' is a segment that appears in Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball.

In Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
After Scott Wozniak finishes playing Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball, he thinks that he should probably start contributing more to the human race. He then starts protesting to demand certain changes to society. The segment for Hey Society! Do This! shows up and Wozniak lists the things that should be changed.

Changes to Society

 * Elliminate the number four (4) and replace it with the letter H
 * Outlaw headphone jacks
 * Foot gloves
 * Penguin flight school
 * Stamps: for stamps
 * The MPAA should rate shirts
 * Reclassify aspartame as a vegetable
 * Make R a vowel

Trivia

 * The music that plays during this segment is Busy Bachelor by Redvers Kyle. The same song was used later in Borderline Forever.