News The News

News: The News, also News: The News Newspaper Edition, is a recurring news program and newspaper company that first appeared in A Very Madden 08 Christmas. The company is the employer of Anchorman.

Issues

 * Giant Train Crash Leads to the Only Passenger Getting Stranded on Deserted Island
 * Air to Stop by 20212
 * Murder Still Hasn't Stopped Happening
 * Immortality: Nope
 * Candle Productions Goes Bankrupt New Company Takes Over

In A Very Madden 08 Christmas
After Scott Wozniak steals all copies of Madden 18 from Target, a pre-recorded news segment from August 2016 of Anchorman guessing that all copies of Madden 18 would be stolen from Target, the text "BREAKING NEWS This Just In" then appears and Anchorman screams "Holy shit I called it!". Later when Madden 28 is announced, Anchorman positively reports on the announcement on News: The News.

In As Seen on TV
Near the end of the episode, News: The News covers Scott Wozniak being the "last" customer at Toys "R" Us via a special report. During the report, Scott Wozniak talks about his experience as the last customer at the chain, talking about the products he bought and how he felt about it. News: The News later asks three of Scott Wozniak's friends what they think about Wozniak being the last customer at the chain.

In Desert Island Gaming
News: The News reports on a train crash that led to the only passenger to be stranded on an island via their newspaper, they headlined the event "Giant Train Crash Leads to the Only Passenger Getting Stranded on Deserted Island".

In Subscription Services
The episode begins with Scott Wozniak from 2017 being excited that in the future humanity would have more air, no more murder, immortality, and around 2 subscription services, the episode then cuts to 2019 Scott Wozniak holding three articles by News: The News, "Air to Stop by 20212", "Murder Still Hasn't Stopped Happening", and "Immortality: Nope".

In Old Series, New Developer
Scott Wozniak believes that the candle at a store were on clearance due to the store needing space for more candle, directly after saying his belief out loud, a newspaper by News: The News Newspaper Edition appears titled "Candle Productions Goes Bankrupt New Company Taking Over".