Abraham Ethernet

Abraham Ethernet is one of the main characters of The Internet and You. Representing a "radical" stereotype synonymous with the early ages of the Internet, his role in the short is to learn more about the Internet by taking a trip with his friend Net-Meister 4089 through major points that supposedly make it "radical". He is played by Scott Wozniak.

Personality
Ethernetappears as a 90s kid stereotype saying such words as radical, tubular and lingo. He is very willing to go along with whatever Net-Meister 4089 says. Ethernet seems to be a curious individual, willing to become accustomed to the Internet. He occasionally announces changes to his feelings on the Internet and its inhabitants, such as saying that the Internet is scary to him after Dr. USB's meltdown over his surname's origins. He may also be short-tempered as he gets mad at Net-Meister 4089 when he commands him to press "new tab", while he only sees "new window".

In The Internet and You
Ethernet first appears in the short telling Net-Meister 4089 that he has jet lag from their recent vacation to the Internet.

This then flashes back to when Net-Meister is about to leave to travel the Internet and Ethernet asks him if he can join as well. Net-Meister agrees, and proceeds to show Ethernet how to use the Internet on a computer.

Ethernet and Net-Meister then decide to travel to various parts of the Internet to get a feel for it.

The first person they encounter is Dr. USB, who, when he starts freaking out over the origins of his names, makes Ethernet and Net-Meister decide to leave. The Internet starts to seem spooky for Ethernet.

The group then runs into Copy Paste Repeat, who also introduces them to Larry Tesler, Copy Paste's assistant, who explains Copy Paste's name to them. Copy Paste annoys them enough to leave.

Net-Meister then takes Ethernet to the most dangerous part of the Surface Web, where they encounter eGrope. Ethernet, scared by eGrope, kicks it all the way into space and into the Deep Web.

The group then decides to visit Firewire Yom Kippur to learn information on Fire Wires and the sorts. Suddenly, Copy Paste Repeat returns into the room and annoys the group into leaving (again).

Net-Meister then decides to show Ethernet the wonders of Social Media until they are hit by a be-rage of missiles fired by Lieutenant Jpeg for unknown reasons. The two barely make it out alive.

They escape in the Library. Abraham doesn't like being in the Library, bet gets used to it. In the library, they meet Captain Dial-up, who teaches Abraham how to get Internet from Korea to the Library.

All of a sudden, Dr. USB barges in to tell everyone that Bluetooth is dying of diabetes in his lumps. Abraham questions this, but Dr. USB says it's just a hip new way to die.

After the sudden explosion, the group checks back on the Internet only to find out that aspects of the Deep Web are starting to creep up in the Surface Web. Abraham, Net-Meister, and everyone else decides to travel to Deep Web to stop whoever is causing this.

Once the gang gets into the Deep Web, Abraham goes by himself to a school to find information on human trafficking, he leaves the school with no results as he took the wrong class.

He, along with everyone else, gets teleported to Mr. Bandwidth's lair, where they find out that the eGrope Abraham kicked into space had enough energy to leak Deep Web material into the Surface Web.

Suddenly, when Dr, USB decides to join Mr. Bandwidth's cause, Bandwidth sends Abraham and Net-Meister into the past right after Abraham kicked the eGrope. Dr. USB then appears and starts to attack them.

The group is then sent back to the Deep Web, and in a fit of pain, Abraham asks for Mr. Bandwidth's name and he says, forgetting the consequences of saying your name in the Deep Web.

Along with everyone else, Abraham is killed in the explosion set by Mr. Bandwidth. His hat is seen floating in an endless void.

Other appearances
Ethernet and Net-Meister 4089 can both be seen on Scott Wozniak's desk in the cover art for The Internet and You in every episode of Scott The Woz. In addition, Ethernet's hat is also among one of the items on the desk.

In the episode, Definitive Editions, the person advertising Water Z EX+ by Water Productions heavily resembles Ethernet, complete with his attire to fit the 90's aesthetic.

Trivia

 * TheInternetAndYouOFace.pngnet is the first-ever performer of the O face, an action that would later become recurring.
 * Ethernet was assumed to be an active golf player, as he notes that he played several weeks of the sport after kicking eGrope to the Deep Web.
 * He seems to be a somewhat dedicated Catholic or Christian, noting that he watches Home Alone 2: Lost in New York "every Sabbath[.]"