Just Ask Scott

Just Ask Scott is an advice column and social experiment run by Scott Wozniak that appears in Super Mario Odyssey vs Breath of the Wild | Battle of the Masterpieces. In the segment, Scott Wozniak is asked for advice or questioned from anonymous people and he responds with his advice or answer. It ended after 10 questions.

In Super Mario Odyssey vs Breath of the Wild | Battle of the Masterpieces
Just Ask Scott appears at the beginning of the episode and between arguments. The column is first introduced near the beginning by Scott Wozniak, and later when he's asked which he prefers, Super Mario Odyssey or The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild the topic of the episode begins.

Questions
Question: Dear Scott, People constantly make fun of my eyebrows, What should I do?

Scott Wozniak: ''Eh, I hate facial hair! Get rid of 'em.'' Question: Dear Scott, ''Not advice, just a question. Have you ever killed somebody?''
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Scott Wozniak: ''Uhhhhh... No.'' Question: Dear Scott, Which is better: Super Mario Odyssey or The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild?
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Scott Wozniak: ''Oh, thank god you asked that! I had no idea how I was gonna fill the next 20 minutes.'' Question: Dear Scott, How do I ensure my party won't get stopped by the cops?
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Scott Wozniak: Invite them! Question: Dear Scott, My favorite grocery store's been shut down! Where should I get my food now?
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Scott Wozniak: ''Definitely not Big Lots. But hey, if you want me to never turn my back on you, then go for it!'' Question: Dear Scott, What should my senior prank be this year?
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Scott Wozniak: 40 turtles, viagra, freshman hallway! Question: Dear Scott, My cat's not doing too well, what should I do?
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Scott Wozniak: ''Nothing, dude. Cats are like furry cockroaches, they can literally survive anything. Like, I could probably eat a cat and it would probably survive.'' Question: Dear Scott, I really like this girl but I don't know how to tell her, what do I say?
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Scott Wozniak: ''Here are my three patented guarenteed success rate non-stick pick-up lines. Favorite barnyard animal? I'll have sex with you if you have sex with me. Fuck mami.'' Question: Dear Scott, Can we hang out?
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Scott Wozniak: ''Sure! I have unlimited time for the next 45 minutes!'' Question: Dear Scott, I really want to get into more politics, where do I start?
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Scott Wozniak: The only thing I know about politics is the president of Russia's name is Vlad the Impaler. Question: Dear Scott, My favorite restaurant is Waffle House, what's wrong with me?
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Scott Wozniak: ''Not much. The only problem with that place is that I know a fair amount of people that told me they've been murdered there, so watch your back.''
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