Rex Mohs

"If there's one thing I hate more than the Green Bay Packers, it's sex."

- Rex Mohs

Rex Mohs is a character in the Scott The Woz series. Mohs is a chaperone for multiple types of events, such as school dances, dinner parties, and trials (as a bailiff). He made his first appearance in Homecoming and has since become a major character in the series. He is played by Eric Turney.

Personality
Rex is never afraid to lose his temper and isn't ever afraid to show it. He is also usually the head honcho with a lot of abnormal activity in the main group.

As a result of psychological conditioning at some point in his life, he has an intense hatred of alcohol, drugs, violence, sex--and most importantly, sex. His goal in life is to eliminate all sex from existence.

In Homecoming
Scott Wozniak mentions at one point when planning the Homecoming dance that if things get out of hand he'll take care of it, Scott Wozniak then mentions how he has been violently conditioned to resist the things he resists, with the most important one being Sex.

Later when the unnamed Planner says that he can't spell Homecoming without alcohol poisoning, Rex Mohs can then be seen peeking around the corner of some door, and later appears to knock the alcohol out of Scott Wozniak's hand.

Later when DJ Abstinence says that he has all his music on his "trusty" laptop, Rex Mohs runs up to him and breaks his laptop due to him mistaking it for a beer. He can then be seen being conditioned by the unnamed planner to pro-Alcohol, Drugs, Violence, Sex, and most importantly,Sex.

He can then be seen helping the unnamed planner put up the banner for the Homecoming dance.

He can then be seen next to the banner for the Homecoming dance with his bat.

Later when Scott Wozniak opens the doors to the Homecoming dance, Rex Mohs can be seen guarding the dance so no one does anything wrong.

Then when Scott Wozniak is drinking a beer Rex Mohs knocks it out of his hands due to him mistaking it for not a beer.

Then when Scott Wozniak says "Condoms right?!" to the "kids" Rex Mohs screams "WHY AREN'T YOU FUCKING?!".

In The Great Mysteries of Gaming
Rex Mohs first appears in the episode when Scott Wozniak arrives at the Shaft Family Estate's Dinner Party, where he had been hired by Chet Shaft to act as chaperone. After watching Chet Shaft's video, he and all the other guests, get thanked by Chet Shaft, after being thanking the guests, Chet Shaft is killed by Steel Wool (however, that Steel Wool committed the crime was unknown to the other guests), Scott Wozniak directly after plays his recording of video game mysteries, causing Mohs to yell out "Somebody fucking died!".

After listening to Scott Wozniak's recording, the guests decide to split up, Mohs splits up with Terry Lesler and Jeb Jab, however, Mohs quickly gets into an argument with Terry Lesler, causing Jeb Jab to leave the group and then shortly after gets "murdered" by Steel Wool. Later when Scott Wozniak and Wendy's Employee discovers Jeb Jab's "dead" body, Mohs goes past a door, stops and exclaims "He was like that when I got here!", Scott Wozniak then plays his recording. While listening to the recording, Mohs finds Terry Lesler's body in an opening elevator. After stopping to guess who the "murderer" is, Steel Wool "murders" Mohs. Mohs is subsequently treated in hospital and makes a full recovery.

In It's a Bargain Bin Christmas
During his recovery from being murdered, Rex is misdiagnosed as a burn victim rather than a victim of a bludgeoning, and as such he is forcibly bandaged from the neck up.

As a recent murder victim he visits Scott Wozniak’s charity gala, wanting “a cure for 0-degree burns” for Christmas. During the gala he becomes addicted to the “Ice Mountain Mini Waters” and drinks too many, becoming over-hydrated. Later he trades games with the other attendees, including picking up a copy of Rock Band 2 that he can “Sell to his Rock Band 2 guy.”

He along side the others, apologize to Scott and leave happily.

In The Dark Age of Nintendo
Mohs appears in every episode as someone who is invited over by Scott Wozniak to play "bad" Nintendo games from 2015.

In the first episode, Mohs shows up to New Location McGee when Scott Wozniak falsely informs everyone coming that they will be playing Gex: Enter the Gecko, when they will, in reality, be playing Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival.

In the second episode, Mohs shows up to New Location McGee under the same condition as the first episode, except that they're playing Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash instead of Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival.

In the final episode, Mohs again arrives at New Location McGee, however, unlike previous times, to play Chibi-Robo! Zip Lash. Later, while the other main characters of the sub-series are planning to go in the sewers to retrieve the copies of Chibi-Robo! Zip Lash that Wozniak has flushed down his toilet, Mohs runs away.

Shortly after the other main characters of the sub-series begin to be attacked by a sewer monster comprised out of copies of Chibi-Robo! Zip Lash, Mohs arrives in the sewers and attempts to stop the monster by throwing a corndog at it, however, it's ineffective and Mohs is captured by the monster.

Later when he's freed from the monster by Wozniak, he, along with the other main characters of the sub-series, go back to New Location McGee and reflect about the events that transpired. After talking, Wozniak suggests that they should play Gex: Enter the Gecko, which everyone agrees to.

In The Trial
Mohs arrives at New Location McGee to the discuss the lawsuit against Steel Wool along with Scott Wozniak, Jeb Jab, Terry Lesler, and Wendy's Employee. After a carpool, they (along with Steel Wool) arrive at the courthouse, named The Litigation Station.

Mohs is the third person to be called to the stand, where he's questioned about his opinion of Steel Wool by Wozniak. Mohs answers the question by saying that he thinks Steel Wool is a "fine person", but a better murderer. Wozniak, in response to Mohs' testimony, asks Mohs if he admits Steel Wool is a murderer, which Mohs answers by saying that he is, but only on October 27, 2019, the day Mohs was with Steel Wool. Liza Lotts, Steel Wool's defense attorney, objects to the possibility of a ruling based on the confession, as the confession mentioned that Steel Wool only commit murdered one day, an objection which the unnamed presiding judge sustains.

Wozniak continues the cross-examination by showing Mohs Steel Wool's gun and asking him to identify it. Mohs correctly identifies the object as a gun, which Lotts finds suspicious, as a non-perpetrator, in her opinion, wouldn't be able to identify the gun. Mohs attempts to convince the people in the courtroom that he accidentally said gun, and that he meant to say that it was a Beretta 92X full-size handgun, the presumed exact model of the gun, further incriminating Mohs. Lotts suggests that Mohs should be hooked up to a lie detector to see if he's the culprit or not, however, rather than a lie detector, a heart-rate monitor is hooked up to Mohs, which Mohs questions.

As Wozniak is asking Mohs if he killed anyone, Mohs' heart-rate monitor flatlines, which Lotts believes proves Mohs is the culprit. Mohs objects with the fact that he's hooked up to a heart-rate monitor rather than a lie detector. Lotts objects to Mohs' objection by saying that Steel Wool's heart-rate monitor isn't going off, which Mohs further objects to by saying that Steel Wool's not attached to one. Shortly after Mohs' and Lotts, Mohs' cross-examination ends.

Later during Lesler's cross-examination, when asked by Wozniak to point at who "killed" him, Lesler points at Mohs, which Lotts picks up on and exclaims that "[he's] pointing at [Mohs]".

During Wozniak's cross-examination, Mohs, Lesler, and Jab discuss how the 6 justices of the Supreme Court may show up at the trial as Mohs had prior connection to them through being a bailiff at some of their trials. Jab joins the conversation by saying that he also knows the justices of the Supreme Court, as they're cousins. Lesler then realizes that due to their connection to the justices of the Supreme Court, they can threaten Steel Wool into confessing. The threat works and Steel Wool admits to the murder of Mohs, Jab, Lesler, and Wendy's Employee. The unnamed presiding judge then proceeds to sentence Steel Wool to death.

In Memory Cards
After being invited and arriving at Scott Wozniak's Halloween and pumpkin party, Mohs is questioned by Scott Wozniak about what his costume is supposed to be. Mohs answers by saying that he was supposed Wozniak, which he attempted to depict by taping a mirror to his face. Mohs then attempts to enter New Location McGee, however, he's stopped by Wozniak, who says that he needs a pumpkin to enter, and that the pineapple he was holding wouldn't suffice. Mohs responds by saying that he misread pumpkin as pineapple in the invitation letter. Wozniak proceeds the conversation by saying that he doesn't want to hear excuses, which Mohs responds to by saying that he's fruit blind. Mohs is pitied by Terry Lesler and Jeb Jab, however, Wozniak doesn't let him in. Mohs then says that he has a permit and takes out a banana from his back pocket. Mohs then realizes that the banana wasn't a permit, and blames his fruit blindness. Afterwards, Wozniak lets Mohs into the party.

When talking about memory cards, Wozniak suggests that they should check the data on pre-owned memory cards Wozniak had bought, which they do. Upon checking two Nintendo GameCube memory cards, the attendees of the party find out that they have the same contents, which they find "odd". They then check another memory card, where they find save data from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. Upon opening the save data, they find that the first save file inside the game is named "hELP", which Wozniak thought could be a code for the name Jim. They proceed to check another Nintendo GameCube memory card, and once they open it, they found out it has 15 and possibly more saves of Vivarium's 2006 game Odama.

After checking the 4th memory card, Mohs suggests that they should leave New Location McGee, which all the other attendees agree with. Upon attempting to leave, the door closes and locks, which Wozniak believed was due to a rat.

After finding out that memory card support was removed in later models of the Xbox 360, the attendees run into Wozniak's room while screaming. After discussing what to do, a memory card is stabbed into Wendy's Employee's leg, killing him. After discussing more memory cards, Mohs says that the events remind him of outside. Wozniak then, after hearing Mohs talking about being outside, believes that if they get the ghost outside, they'll be able to stop it. Lesler then follows the theory up by saying that if they want to bring the ghost outside, they need to stun it with something "big, bulky, and orange." Wozniak realizes that the pumpkin he had bought from the Lesler Pumpkin Orchard fits Lesler's description, and uses it to stun the ghost. After Wozniak stunned the ghost with the pumpkin, Mohs attempts to throw the ghost out of a window, however, he misses his first throw due to the mirror over his face obstructing his vision. After successfully throwing out the ghost, Wozniak ends the party.

In Personal Trainer: Cooking
Mohs makes a brief appearance with Jeb Jab at Wozniak's Thanksgiving dinner. When Jab says that he'll probably eat out for Thanksgiving, Mohs suggests the restaurant Stale Pretzels. When asked what they sell there, Mohs responds saying he doesn't know. Scott gets upset that they want to leave because he spent so long making their meal only for Rex to faint.

After going to Stale Pretzels, Mohs comments on how the pretzels are actually stale.

In Speed Dating
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In You're Not an RPG Guy
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In Borderline Forever
After finding out Wozniak was in the hospital with Jerry Attricks, he dropped everything and came straight there, alongside Terry Lesler, Jeb Jab and Target Employee. He didn't believe what Wozniak was saying about the blue border, and got questioned about how much he hates sex. He was about to leave but then the border appears for him as well and he starts to freak out.

He starts to change who he is by eating Zinc to take his mind off of hating sex. Wozniak then plans an event with Mohs to invade the cable TV talk show, Throats for Thought to inform people of the border, he thinks what he should do is vomit when in doubt, but Wozniak tells him to lie and say its his birthday to get the sympathy vote, even though it actually is his birthday. They get kicked out by Hector Andfriends after not being notarized, and telling them about the border. They soon then realize that all they did was just spread the border and made it affect everyone in Ohio instead of just them. Mohs then unintentionally gives the idea to Wozniak to build a rocket out of Wii games. He gets assigned the Moral Support Representative role by Wozniak and they take off.

He sees that there is a lot of space in space. But while he's telling Target Employee that Wendys Employees would make food, the rocket get hit by a laser and a hole is made in the ship. He tells Wozniak that they're fucked, but thankfully Target Employee makes a Whopper and throws it directing into the hole, filling it completely and allowing them to survive.

They soon realize that Brett Favre, cover athlete of Madden 09, is trying to stop them from going any further, they try to escape but can't. His troops, the Green Bay Packers board the ship, and he has to embrace his trope of hating sex in order to fight them. But while they were fighting, Favre's ship went in front of the rocket and started firing a laser, in order to fire back, they needed Zinc, but Mohs was done with eating Zinc and was on to Thallium now. But he remembers to vomit when in doubt and spits out a nail, which has Zinc in it. They use it to fire back, but then Favre reveals he's about to come over there himself, but gets stopped by Vince Young. They then head over to a giant blue border shaped object floating in space.

While sneaking around, they find printer ink, and get led into a trap where they get captured by the blue border itself. Mohs is completely useless while the border starts to affect the entire earth, but Wozniak manages to stop it with virginity, the opposite of eternal life.

He realizes that the border needs a host or else it will just get even worse, and Wozniak agrees to do it since he's the one who has dealt with it as long as he can remember. They head back to Earth where Mohs can finally go back to having no means of crotch access.

In Gaming Revivals
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In Toys to Life
Rex arrives to New Locationer McGee after Scott Wozniak calls the The Waste Chasers, a company owned by Dex Mohs that Rex and Jeb Jab work for. On their way to New Locationer McGee, Rex and Jeb decide to waste gas, when arriving they demonstrate their wasting skills.

For the rest of the episode they listen to Scott talk about toys to life games, Rex calls Dex multiple times on his phone to receive more toys to life figures.

This lasts until Scott realizes that the Waste Chasers Isn't a real business but instead a front to sell Dex's old skylanders for free, because in reality Dex is Rex's 6 year old cousin that needs room for new skylanders. Jeb is shocked and disgusted that The Waste Chasers aren't a legitimate business and that Rex doesn't actually care about wasting, this causes the Waste Chasers to go their separate ways, Jeb starts his own farm with the 30 acres of farmland he previously discarded, Rex leaves fulfilling Dex's wish to get rid of his old skylanders.

In Mario Party 2 - Party Harder
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In The Funeral
Before heading out, Mohs says how no one likes a "stick in the mud" at the funeral. When questioned about this by Terry Lesler and Jeb Jab due to his job as a school dance chaperone, he says that he only likes being a stick in the mud at school dances. He then says that funerals are where he becomes the life of the party. They then head to the Casket Shack.

While eating chips with Scott and Jab, he listens to Jab talk about his fear of dying. Mohs then says that he is not afraid of dying, and that to him, it's the opposite of sex. He then goes to say his goodbyes with Scott and Lesler. Lesler spends the rest of the episode marketing Mohs to be the subject of Target Employees next funeral. His marketing skills work when Mohs gives a successful eulogy about Wendy's Employee. Near the end of the episode, when everyone is arguing, he stops them. He then says that they've all lost the true purpose of why they were here: which was to mourn Wendy's Employee. He then says that the funeral is now about him and that eve eryone should get in line to mourn him.

In The Gifts of Gaming
During the special, Mohs claims to be Jesus Christ. He even has his own segment where he tells the story about him being Christ, titled "The Rex Mohs Cruci-fiction Special".

Trivia

 * His name is a pun, as he "wrecks" the "mohs scale", referencing his aggressive behavior.
 * Prior to The Great Mysteries of Gaming, Rex Mohs was only known as "the chaperone"
 * According to Chet Shaft, Mohs is the reason he is an alcoholic, which is possibly a reflection of Mohs' general behavior.
 * He is 22 years old as of It's a Bargain Bin Christmas, as he said he hadn't shaved in 12 years and in response, Wendy's Employee said "You shaved when you were ten?", implying that twelve years prior to the episode he was ten.
 * As Scott Wozniak is talking about the battle mode in Mario Kart 7 in Mario Kart 7 | Burnin' Rubber and Retinas, a name similar to Rex Mohs appears as one of the players, Mex Rohes.
 * Mohs "loves" seeing therapists start their own businesses.
 * Rex is the first recurring character that didn't debut in A Very Madden 08 Christmas.
 * Rex has fruitblindness.
 * His Halloween costume in Memory Cards was “you”.
 * He is asexual, as revealed in Speed Dating.
 * The 'Sex? No.' t-shirt that he wore in Homecoming was made into a product during the Scott The Woz Merchandise for Charity Bonanza 2021 event.
 * He has 2 birthdays, with one of them taking place during the events of Borderline Forever and the other being on January 26th, 1997 - 9 months after Arbor Day.
 * He has more cousins than just Dex Mohs.
 * the line "I was once a chaperone for school dances" In Toys to Life most likely means that Rex has stopped chaperoning school dances.
 * Rex says in Mario Party 2 | Party Harder that he has a condition where he physically cannot roll sixes after Scott rolls a 6 and gets a star.
 * In The Gifts of Gaming, Rex says that he is Jesus Christ.