9 News



9 News is a news station in Scott The Woz. It first appeared in Borderline Forever.

Reports

 * End of the World Conspiracy Theorists: Let's Laugh
 * Ohio Exists?

In Borderline Forever
9 News gives a news report on Team F*cked labeling them as average end of the world theorists, not long after they make a report called "Ohio Exists?" that explains a Blue Border is obstructing people's vision. The news reporter is unnamed and portrayed by Gus Johnson.