Judge Abstinence

Judge Abstinence, also known as DJ Abstinence, is a DJ and Judge who first appeared in Homecoming. He later made an appearance in The Trial. He is played by Jacob Rahe.

In Homecoming
A little bit after the unnamed planner and Scott Wozniak starts planning the Homecoming Dance the unnamed planner introduces the DJ of the party to Scott Wozniak (with the party's DJ being DJ Abstinence), he then introduces himself, he then says that he makes the best music for kids that are half his age, but then Rex Mohs grabs his laptop and breaks it with his legs, Rex Mohs then says that he thought the laptop was a beer.

He later at an unknown time calls the cops due to Scott Wozniak giving alcohol to kids without asking for their ID, he later tells everyone using his microphone that he called said police and told them said crime.

In The Trial
After Scott Wozniak, Terry Lesler, Jeb Jab, Rex Mohs, Wendy's Employee, and Steel Wool enter The Litigation Station, a TV starts playing a pre-recorded video where DJ Abstinence (now named Judge Abstinence) attempts to welcome the present people into The Litigation Station, which he states is the brand "9 out of 10 lawyers recommend." After doing so, Judge Abstinence passes the trial onto the unnamed presiding judge, ending the pre-recorded video.