Episode 193: Shovelware Variety Hour: Round Three

Shovelware Variety Hour: Round Three is the 43rd episode of Scott The Woz Season 4 and overall the 193rd episode. The video was uploaded on Decemeber 15, 2020, by Scott Wozniak on Scott The Woz.

Description
Scott really hates birds.

Characters

 * Scott Wozniak

Credits

 * Scott Wozniak as Scott Wozniak

Plot
SHOVELWARE VARIETY HOUR 3 PLOT

In the middle of his normal "Hey all, Scott here" intro, Scott is ambushed by a shovelware Wii Game, and realizes he must talk once again about shovelware. He notes that he's already talked twice about shovelware, talking about 50 shovelware games so far, and realizes he has around 1400 more shovelware games to go before he's done.

Chicken Blaster: Scott sarcastically calls this game's 3D graphics "realistic", and that it truly feels like he's gutting a duck. During the results screen, he comfirms the chickens had died and not just fainted. But besides that, he's not sure if this game is better than Chicken Shoot.

Pheasants Forever Wingshooter: Scott is disgusted at the box art saying that the game incudes grouse. He finds the lack of a save file surprising. He chooses the first map, after ruling out "Owen Field", for the reason he won't trust someone named Owen Field. He finds it slightly better than Chicken Blaster solely for its inclusion of grass.

Ultimate Duck Hunting: After critiscizing the cover art for being mostly non-duck, and for the hunter aiming nowhere near the small duck on the cover, Scott listens to the Wii Menu sound clip for this game - a duck quacking. After viewing the intro cutscene (which looks like something out of a PS1 game), he doesn't even know what to say, for its lack of grass.

Ultimate Duck Hunting (again): After first believing this was a different game, Scott explains that the game was printed twice, with different box art. He then praises that the game's more simulation-based, but then critisizes it for being not realistic enough. He places both Ultimate Duck Hunting games under Chicken Blaster.

Hunting Extravaganza: Scott disagrees with the box art's claim that this is the "only all-in-one hunting experience" after playing Chicken Blaster. He notes that the Wii had a lot of hunting games, and that the back of the box art of two games looked near identical to Pheasants Forever, and once again gets disguisted by grouse. He critisizes the motion controls of reloading - the motion of cocking a gun, wishing he can just flick it instead. He puts it above both Ultimate Duck Hunting games.

Deer Drive: He makes fun of this game's tagline, "Hunting season is open, big-time" by holding all five hunting games shown so far. He explains it simply as Pheasants Forever, but you don't kill birds, so he places it worse than Ultimate Duck Hunting.

Calvin Tucker's Redneck Farm Animals Racing Tournament: He reads the back of the box art, which explains that it's a wacky kart game. But he soon realizes that that could be nothing further than the truth. He reads about all of the characters. He does say that he's played worse games than CTRFART, then asks who this Calvin Tucker is when bringing up an unrelated Calvin Tucker game. He then brings up the fact that the title on the front of the box, the title on the spine, and the title in the game are all different. He places it higher than Pheasants Forever.

Monster Trux Offroad: He notices the spelling of 'trucks' as 'trux', and his fears are comfirmed when he realizes who made the game - Data Design. He explains that all Data Design games are pretty much the same, but still puts it directly below Chicken Blaster.

Build'n Race: He immediatley builds a soccer field in the game and crashes his car. He puts this worse than Ultimate Duck Hunting, noting the bad controls and lack of online play.

Dave Mirra BMX Challenge: He crashes his bike into a stone wall, and changes IGN's score of "2" into his own score of "at least a 4". He sees the Monster Energy Drink branding and has a craving to drink their energy drink, but switches it out for kerosene upon realizing was out of it. He says it's a little worse than Chicken Blaster.

ATV Quad Kings: He says that BMX Challenge is more entertaining than this. He also accidentally put the language in French and can't understand anything, but says the game is functional, but boring.

Pizza Delivery Boy: Scott reveals that his desktop wallpaper comees from the opening cutscene of this game. He describes the game as Paperboy combined with Crazy Taxi. Because of someone's 5/5 review of the game on eBay, Scott places this game above Calvin Tucker.

Pirates Hunt for Blackbeard's Booty: Scott's angry at the fact that this is a minigame collection with only 5 minigames, and that the creators of the game put way too much effort into the character creation tool, the forced team system, and the overcomplicated rules screen, and places it above Ultimate Duck Hunting.

Charm Girls Club Pajama Party: He praises (sorta) that there are 30 minigames here, then explains that you can customize your character. On the second mini-game, Scott quits out of the game via the Wii Menu, inadvertedly corrupting his systems' files. He nonetheless puts it above Pirates.

Neighborhood Games: He pleads to viewers to go outside, rather than play this collection of games. He places it worse than Deer Tracker.

Medieval Games: He notes the similarities of the startup screens between this game and Pheasants Forever, and immediatly places it below than Pheasants Forever. He notes the freezing, low framerate, loading time, and the characters. He then briefly explains the board game mode, and re-places this game above Calvin Tucker.

Spy Games Elevator Mission: Scott critisizes that the game is repetitive and too much like Wolfenstien. He places it better than Pirates.

Space Camp: Scott at first thinks it's a simulation again, but nope, it's just another minigame collection. But he admits it's well-made for what it does, and puts it above of Neighborhood Games.

Pool Party: He critisizes its long loading times, but admires its game modes.

Mercury Meltdown Revolution: Scott surprisingly loves this game, saying it's like Super Monkey Ball, but more puzzle-based. He places it above Pizza Delivery Boy, making it number one.

The Monkey King: He thinks this will be as good as Mercury Meltdown, but Scott dislikes this game, considering it a bland 2D shoot-em-up. He places it below Medieval Games.

Ocean Commander: After playing it for 5 seconds, he places it above Ultimate Duck Hunting.

Minicopter Adventure Flight: After questioning if the game is allowed to have a Wii in it, he places it better than Ocean Commander.

Pacific Liberator: Scott simply says it's not good.

The Island of Dr. Frankenstien: After setting the language to Spanish, so he immediatley puts it at the bottom (but better than Pool Party) since he can't understand anything.

Defendin' de Penguin: He admits that this tower defence game "works", but says its otherwise boring and close to Chicken Blaster, so he places it next to Build'n Race.

Hysteria Hospital Emergency Ward: He thinks that it's close to Diner Dash, but its only tolerable. He puts it right below Chicken Blaster.

Power Punch: He notes the simularities to Punch-Out, and that there was an NES game called Power Punch II. He says it copies everyhing from Punch-Out Wii, except the gameplay. So, he places it worse than Space Camp.

Spray: He makes multiple jokes about sh*tting his pants, then says that Spray isn't very good, and that it's "average". He places it right below Space Camp - on the verge of quality.

Furu Furu Park: Scott considers it Wario Ware, minus everything that makes Wario Ware fun. He critisizes that you have to choose each minigame, but says it feels like a fairly premium title. He places it better than Pheasants Forever.

Escape the Museum: He says it isn't bad, being a point-and-click adventure on the Wii.

King of Clubs: After not even getting one shot of golf in, Scott places it at the bottom of the list.

Carnival Games Mini Golf: Scott surprisingly likes this game, saying it's beyond playable. But he gives it an 'eh'

Pirates v. Ninjas Dodgeball: Despite it controlling horrible, Scott says it's the best pirate game so far.

We Wish You a Merry Christmas: He says that it's a Christmas game... and the best game so far. Scott explains it as a simple activity book.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: The namesake of this game had a very shiny noise. Scott beats this 4-minigame game in eight minutes.

Twilight Scene-It?: He calls it a trivia game about Twilight, only the first movie. He places this one right below Chicken Blaster.

M&Ms Adventure: Scott considers it to be just for people who love the M&Ms characters. He replaces Twilight Scene-It's position with this one.

Space Chimps: He says that it's pretty good for a bad movie tie-in game.

Now that he's done with this episode of Shovelware, he asks why the Wii had so much shovelware. After getting angry at people for buying shovelware, he says that whoever bought shovelware should disappear. He doesn't realize that he himself bought shovelware, and thus dissapears, ending the episode.

Music

 * Breakout - 3D Dot Game Heroes
 * Main Theme (July 2014) -
 * Charge! - Wii Play
 * Hungry Land - Chocobo Racing
 * Jump Park - Wii Play Motion
 * BGM 06 - The Adventures of Bayou Billy
 * Moo Moo Farm - Mario Kart 64
 * Main Theme - Ninjabread Man - AdventureWetpaint
 * Title Theme - Super Mario Maker
 * Canada - Excite Truck
 * Main Theme -
 * Pirates - The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
 * Style Savvy: Trendsetters - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
 * Obstacle Course - Wii Fit Plus
 * Minigame - The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
 * Multiplayer 5 -
 * Buoy Base (Underwater) - Super Mario Galaxy
 * Billiards - Wii Play
 * Main Menu - Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz HD
 * The Haunted Shrine - Pocky & Rocky
 * Ghost Town - Sonic Forces
 * World Circuit -
 * Main Menu - WarioWare Gold
 * Main Theme - Wii Sports Club
 * Main Theme (Holidays 2015) -
 * Bob-omb Battlefield - Super Mario 64

End Cards

 * To Delay a Game
 * Shovelware Variety Hour: Round Two
 * Shovelware Variety Hour

Gallery
WIP

Transcript
WIP

Trivia

 * The video acts as a sequel to Shovelware Variety Hour: Round Two, and as a threequel to Shovelware Variety Hour.
 * The video was delayed by one day.