Terry Lesler

Terry Lesler is a character in the Scott the Woz series. He is a devoted vegan and the owner of the Vegans Anonymous Gathering. Since his first appearance in A Very Madden 08 Christmas, Lesler has become a major character in the Scott The Woz series, appearing in the majority of the specials. He is played by Joe Robertson.

In A Very Madden 08 Christmas
After finding out Scott hid a gallon of milk in his jacket, he is reluctant with him, and Scott tries to please him by showcasing different versions of Madden NFL 08. After going over the Wii version of 08, Lesler proclaims that Madden NFL 08 isn't really for them, which angers Scott, and, after seeing Boomer with a copy of Madden NFL 09, he destroys it and runs off.

Scott then returns with a bag full of stolen Madden 18 copies and throws it into their fridge, which gets Lesler and Jeb Jab falsely accused of being the Madden 18 culprits.

After the situation gets settled, Scott apologizes to Lesler and Jab and hands them a new copy of Madden NFL 09 for the Wii to replace the one he destroyed earlier. Lesler thanks for the game but doesn't accept his apology, as Scott essentially "kidnapped and framed" the group.

In The Great Mysteries of Gaming
Lesler is one of the guests invited to Chet Shaft's dinner party and explains that Shaft was a former Vegans Anonymous Gathering member who was kicked out for buying milk.

Lesler splits up with Jeb Jab and Rex Mohs to try to find clues of who Chet Shaft's killer might be. Lesler's and Mohs's arguing causes Jeb Jab to leave which ends up with him being killed. While Lesler's death isn't shown, his body is seen in an elevator shortly after he is killed by Wool. His body is later seen when Scott takes down Steel Wool.

In It's a Bargain Bin Christmas
Lesler, along with Rex Mohs, Jeb Jab, Wendy's Employee, and Rex Mohs, show up to the gala in support for the Foundation for Recent Murderees. After Scott 's speech about the "murder" of Lesler and the other "murderees", Scott gifts Lesler and the others shovelware games. Lesler asks Scott what the games are, prompting Scott to explain through song. After the song, Lesler and the others express displease with the presents; Lesler stated that he felt like "[he'd] been murdered all over again." In an attempt to make the murderees forgive him, Scott gives Lesler and Jab a burger. Lesler tells Scott that they're vegan, to which Scott states that he's aware, and hence removed the cheese from the burger.

Angered that the murderees didn't appreciate his gifts, Scott storms outside, where he meets with Chet Shaft's ghost, The Ghost of Christmas Shaft. While Scott was talking with Shaft, the murderees were discussing how they were potentially "too hard on [ Scott ]". After the murderees discussion, Jab finds a receipt inside the gala building. The receipt states that Scott had sold his desk to fund the gala, which the murderees find admirable.

Shortly thereafter, Scott, after finding confidence from Shaft and Vince Young, returns to the gala and apologizes to the murderees for giving them cheap games. They forgive him and gift him Madden NFL 08 on Macintosh, Madden NFL 08 on the PlayStation Portable, and the EA Sports 08 Collection. Jab also attempts to give Scott a copy of Battleborn for the PlayStation 4; however, Scott declines.

In The Trial
Lesler arrives at New Location McGee to the discuss the lawsuit against Steel Wool along with Scott, Jeb Jab, Wendy's Employee, and Rex Mohs. After a carpool, they (along with Steel Wool) arrive at the courthouse, named The Litigation Station. Throughout the case, Lesler primarily acts as Scott 's co-counsel.

During Rex Mohs cross-examination, Liza Lotts, Steel Wool's defense attorney, acts the people at the courthouse to identify a picture of Steel Wool's gun. When she shows Lesler, he states that he believes it to be the letter L.

After Wendy's Employee's cross-examination, Scott summons Lesler to the stand. After greeting each other, Scott asks Lesler to point at his killer. Lesler refuses due to not being able to face him. Scott asks what Lesler wants out of the trial, which Lesler answers by saying that he wishes for an apology. Scott states that, unless Lesler points at his killer, he won't get an apology. Lesler questions how pointing at someone can "decide [their] destiny", but begrudgingly points at Mohs. Lotts picks up on how Lesler pointed at Mohs, rather than Steel Wool, although the event is ultimately dismissed.

During Lotts' cross-examination with Scott, Lesler asks Mohs who his "plus nine" was. Mohs then reveals that he knew the justices of the Supreme Court from back when he was a bailiff. After speaking about the subject for a short while, Lesler realizes that they can threaten Steel Wool into confessing by revealing Mohs' relationship with the justices of the Supreme Court. After passing a threat letter to Steel Wool, he confesses to "murdering" Lesler, Jab, Mohs, Chet Shaft, and Wendy's Employee. The unnamed presiding judge commends Steel Wool for confessing, and sentences him to death.

In Memory Cards
While Scott is searching for pumpkins in a field, he finds the unpermitted Lesler Pumpkin Orchard, where he is greeted by Lesler. After discussing for a while, Scott finds a pumpkin which he expresses interest in buying. Lelser begins to cut the pumpkin off of its tree and, after Lesler finishes cutting it off, the pumpkin falls and breaks upon impact with the ground. Later, Scott finds another pumpkin, which he buys. Back at his home, Scott starts to prepare for a half-pumpkin half-Halloween party, to which he invites Lesler.

Later when Lesler arrives at New Location McGee, Scott asks him to wait as he was currently discussing memory cards. After discussing memory cards, Scott returns to the door and greets Lesler. Scott asks if Lesler dressed up as a meat eater, to which Lesler responds with saying that he's going as a person.

After checking up with the pumpkin Scott had previously bought, Wendy's Employee arrives at the party. Later, Jeb Jab and Rex Mohs also arrive at the party.

When talking about memory cards, Scott suggests that he and the attendees at the party should check the data on pre-owned memory cards Scott had bought, which they do. Upon checking two Nintendo GameCube memory cards, the attendees of the party find out that they have the same contents, which they find "odd". They then check another memory card, where they find save data from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. Upon opening the save data, they find that the first save file inside the game is named "hELP", which Scott thought could be a code for the name Jim. They proceed to check another Nintendo GameCube memory card, and once they open it, they found out it has 15 and possibly more saves of Vivarium's 2006 game Odama.

After checking the 4th memory card, Mohs suggests they leave New Location McGee, which all other attendees agree with. Upon attempting to leave, the door closes and locks, which Scott believed was due to a rat.

After finding out that memory card support was removed in later models of the Xbox 360, the attendees run into Scott 's room while screaming. After discussing what to do, a memory card is stabbed into Wendy's Employee's leg, killing him. After discussing more memory cards, Mohs says that the events remind him of outside. Scott then, after hearing Mohs talking about being outside, believes that if they get the ghost outside, they'll be able to stop it. Lesler then follows the theory up by saying that if they want to bring the ghost outside, they need to stun it with something "big, bulky, and orange." Scott realizes that the pumpkin he had bought from the Lesler Pumpkin Orchard fits Lesler's description, and uses it to stun the ghost. Scott then stuns the ghost with the pumpkin, which also breaks it. After Scott stunned the ghost, Mohs attempts to throw the ghost out of a window; however, he misses his first throw due to the mirror over his face obstructing his vision. After successfully throwing out the ghost, Scott ends the party.

Before leaving, Lesler expresses his displease with Scott destroying the pumpkin, noting that it "a whole 'being a pumpkin' infront of it". After Lesler left, Scott rants about Lesler and his displease, while also attempting to justify destroying the pumpkin.

In Speed Dating
After realizing that he needs to marry someone with a nephew to become an uncle, Scott calls Lesler, Rex Mohs, and Jerry Attricks over to New Location McGee to found the Fuck Scott Task Force. After discussing, Lesler suggests that Scott should try speed dating to find a sexual partner. After proposing the idea, the uninvited Target Employee states that he would be interested in helping Scott train for the speed dating.

After discussing how the Fuck Scott Task Force could speed date "in honor" of Target Employee's late brother, Wendy's Employee, Lesler and the others practice speed dating. After a while of practicing, Scott 's date shows up; however, the group yells at her to leave as they have yet to fully prepare, ending the episode.

In You're Not an RPG Guy
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Lesler is first seen driving Scott. He then makes a sharp turn after passing a funeral home. He then explains to Scott that them going to a funeral was the only way he know to get him out of his apartment. Lesler then says that Scott has been going down a bad path for the past 23 years. They then go back to his apartment. When they go inside, Rex Mohs, Jerry Attricks and Target Employee are sitting down looking concerned.

Scott says he is not an alcoholic, But Attricks holds up a file of his race that says alcoholic on it. Lesler then says that Scott is an alright guy, and "Damn near human." When Scott refuses help, Lesler gives Scott his Christmas present for this year. Scott opens it, and the gift is Xenoblade Chronicles for the Nintendo Switch. Scott freaks out, and Mohs tackles him. Lesler asks if he could shut him up with duck tape, which he does. After being tied up, Scott asks what could possibly be wrong with him, and Lesler, Mohs, Target Employee and Attricks say that he is not an RPG guy.

For the rest of the episode, Scott tries to explain what an RPG is. However, no one really knows what an RPG is. They think it’s a variety of things from an enema to a gun. Later, Jeb Jab comes over to New Location McGee, due to his job as an RPG delivery guy. He gives Scott a copy of Madden 08, since it is technically an RPG. Scott then runs away screaming.

In Borderline Forever
Lesler's first appearance in this episode is during the opening musical number, Stupid Nintendo Games, where he mentions that these games are a good fit for his vegan diet.

He later appears during the hospital scene, where Scott has a private conversation with him about his veganism. After Scott finishes talking with Lesler, as well as the rest of the visitors, he tries to convince Lesler and the others that there's a border affecting him. They then laugh at that idea and walk out the door, only to find that they actually do start seeing the border too.

After Scott checks out of the hospital, they all meet up at New Location McGee, to form Team F*cked. From there on, everyone starts brainstorming ideas on how to get the word out about the border. During the meeting, Lesler mentions to Jeb Jab that once this is all over, they can go back to being vegans. But Jab, who mentioned earlier that he doesn't want to be a vegan because of his love for Gex, tries to get Lesler's opinion on lizards. In response, Lesler says they're "good for looking, but not for eating", prompting Jab to correct him and say he means it as a hobby. Lesler questions Jab's need for a hobby, on the count of him being a vegan. Later on, Lesler, along with Target Employee, Jeb Jab, and Jerry Attricks, go around town spreading the word about the border by handing out flyers.

After that plan fails, Lesler meets up with the rest of Team F*cked back at New Location McGee, where they all see their failed attempts making the news on TV. Not too long after the that, another news report shows the rest of Ohio being affected by the border. From there, they all decide to try and find out what's causing the border in the first place. Scott comes up with a plan to go to space, but the rest of Team F*cked, including Lesler, are not very fond of that idea. But then Scott tells everyone that they won't be able to follow their restrictive tropes if there's no world left, and tells Lesler that there won't be any "no milk" to drink. Scott then starts singing a motivational song about saving the world, while assembling the Hour of Variety, which ends with Lesler simply saying "Sure", and everyone else decides to be apart of this mission as well.

Once everyone boards ship, Scott assigns everyone an important role, and Lesler is assign the role of "treasurer". While the crew is in space, the ship gets attacked by Brett Favre, and the Green Bay Packers board the ship. Scott then tells everyone that the best way to win this battle is to be the best "them" they can be. As everyone prepares for battle, Lesler uses a carrot as a weapon, based on the fact that he's a vegan. While the fight was going on, Favre's ship starts firing a laser at the Variety of Hour. Lesler inspects the ship's resources with his laptop and he sees that they have eveything they need except zinc. Rex then coughs up a nail and hands it to Lesler, which he inspects with the laptop and finds just enough zinc to fire the laser. To end the fight, Vince Young swoops in to defeat Favre and save Scott, Lesler, and the others and wish them good luck.

Eventually, the crew arrives at a border-shaped object and steps inside. While investigating, Lesler and the others, except Scott, find a printer ink cartridge on the floor and end up getting trapped by the border. The border then starts going on a speech how he's eternal life, which prompts Scott to realize that the opposite is virginity, and attack him using the games used to build the ship and his copies of Madden 08. Once the border is defeated, Lesler and the others are freed.

After Scott absorbs the border, the crew returns to Earth, and they find that everyone is safe. Jab finally decides to tell Lesler that he choses no longer to be a vegan, because he really loves Gex. Lesler accepts Jab's choice, while offering him the position of being a "volunteer vegan" on weekends.

In Gaming Revivals
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Lesler is recruited to become an employee of Ghosts, Ghosts and More Ghosts when Target Employee and Scott realize they need a marketing guy for the business. This is mainly to help compete with the nearby Del Taco. He is hired when he is able to sell a pumpkin to Target Employee. Later, Lesler draws up a marketing plan that says "win" on it. Scott then realizes that he needs an accountant.

Lesler then notices their first customer, which is Rex Mohs. Mohs then starts talking about his religious awakening and how he is still learning to resurrect dead people. Mohs then learns how to resurrect the dead when Scott continues to talk about gaming revivals. When Mohs is about to place an order for a ghost, Scott pulls out a gun and loads it. Lesler then stops him, saying that since he knows how to resurrect the dead, he can help with Ghosts, Ghosts and more Ghosts. Mohs is the hired.

Lesler is present when Mohs resurrects Steel Wool. He then proceeds to try to shoot Wool, but to no avail.

In The Funeral
Lesler shows up to New Location McGee to attend Wendy's Employees funeral. He states that funerals are where he does business, and he holds up a shirt that says "hate death? Go vegan" on it. Scott, Jeb, Lesler, and Rex all arrive at the Casket Shack for Wendy's employees funeral. When they go inside, Lesler asks why there are no vendor booths. Target Employee says that the funeral was bought up by a sponsor, Frito Lay. Lesler does not like the news, saying that he has been waiting years for this.

For the rest of the episode, he helps Rex Mohs with his marketability since he is unable to market the Vegans Anonymous Gathering. He even mistakes Wendy's Employees funeral for Mohs. He then gets Mohs out of the casket when he changes his mind at the end of the episode.

In The Gifts of Gaming
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Trivia

 * His name is presumably a reference to Larry Tesler, a character from The Internet and You also played by Joe Robertson.
 * He may be canonically bisexual, due to a comment made in Speed Dating, but also mentioning in the same episode that he has an unnamed girlfriend.
 * He does not know what the holiday Halloween is, as seen in Memory Cards.
 * His Halloween costume in Memory Cards was “a person”
 * In Speed Dating, it was revealed that he has an unnamed girlfriend.
 * He runs his own business, as revealed in The Funeral.
 * In The Funeral, it was revealed he went to Wendy's Employees wedding.
 * As revealed in Its a Bargain Bin Christmas, he collects emergency copies of Kinect adventures.