Episode 136: Homecoming

Homecoming is the 36th episode of Scott The Woz Season 3 and overall the 136th episode, as well as the 5th special episode. The video was uploaded on September 28, 2019, by Scott Wozniak on Scott The Woz.

Description
Scott stands in an auditorium for three hours. Have a good homecoming!

Characters

 * Scott Wozniak
 * Wendy's Employee
 * Rex Mohs
 * DJ Abstinence
 * Unnamed homecoming attendees

Credits

 * Scott Wozniak as Scott Wozniak
 * Dominic Mattero as unnamed planner
 * Eric Turney as Rex Mohs
 * Jacob Rahe as DJ Abstinence
 * Jeffrey Pohlman-Beshuk as unnamed homecoming attendee
 * Sam Essig as unnamed homecoming attendee
 * Joe Robertson as unnamed homecoming attendee

Plot
WIP

Music

 * Me for You - George Callert
 * Cha Cha Nova - Gerhard Narholz
 * Holidays - Ib Glindemann
 * Bargains Galore - Dennis Berry
 * Hollywood Holiday - Frank Samuels
 * Star Parade - Tony Kinsey
 * Breakout - 3D Dot Game Heroes

End Cards

 * EyeToy for PlayStation 2
 * Stop Smoking!
 * As Seen on TV

Gallery
WIP

Transcript
Scott: Hey, all! Scott here! And tonight’s the big homecoming dance! Not to brag or anything, but I’m gonna get laid!

Scott: Hey, all! Scott here. And tonight was the big night, seven years ago. Not to brag or anything, but I wish I got laid!

Scott: I know what time of year it is, I’ve been to target. Back to school season is in full swing. As in it’s no longer back to school, it’s just school.

Scott: That means school dances are back, everybody! A collaboration between pop music, hormones, and wasting money.

Scott: A school dance is defined as the concept of dimming the lights in a school gym, hiring an underpaid DJ to play dear god anything, but “Low” by Flo Rida, and forcing children to show up to a school at night and sweat for 3 hours.

Scott: You’d reach for your nearest JCpenney dress shirt, pay 10 whole dollars to stand in the school auditorium, and assume that… “This was it”

Scott: This was the night you totally experienced what it’s like to… “Score”

Scott: And then you realized “Oh, yeah, I’m 15! I’ll just stand and do nothing for most of the dance.

Scott: Yeah, these were great! And by great, I mean sweaty.

Scott: School dances started for me in middle school. These would be before the school football games, and were labeled as “Casual dances”.

Scott: There were many looks I would go for in these dances, usually striking a balance between wearing a polo and jeans, and pure fear. These weren’t anything major at all, I wasn’t expecting the world from these. But when high school came into the picture, and dress shirts were involved, “Oh sh*t, it’s happening!”

WIP

Trivia

 * The episode is one of the 8 special episodes of Scott The Woz.
 * With an exception of Breakout from 3D Dot Game Heroes, none of the music in the video are from video games.
 * This episode marks the first appearance of Rex Mohs.
 * The unnamed funeral planner was later retconned into being Wendy's Employee in The Funeral, Rex Mohs says Wendy’s employee did a party and made it the best funeral he’s seen, referencing the events of this episode.